Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

About this whole garlic situation. It's only good for two things! Cheesebread and snails!!!😂 Oh, and maybe with spagetti.

Yeah, well, they've probably been hired by the Gungans to take out one of us, haven't they? Things are just getting worse.

*sigh* Do I have to take care of EVERYTHING in this place.

*walks over to the Bounty Hunters*

Hey, Jev, Aurra, Sly, hey there.

Aurra: Hi queeq, long time no see. Still wearing that tommy blaster?
queeq: Hi Aurra, still no hair?
Jev: Nice place you have here. We heard about it on Coruscant. A breathtaking lady called.... Gunspark??? told us about it. So we decided, let's check on the queeqster.
queeq: Cool. Tell everyone about it. Drinks? They're on the house.
Sly: Thanks, queeq, you are STILL a nice guy.
queeq: FINTI!!! Drinks for the ladies and gentlemen.

Well, I'm keeping one hand on my sabre, just in case. Mind you, being a Jedi has its privileges. You're ALWAYS alert, aren't you?

(Accidentally ignites lightsbare)

Now if you will just excuse me, I am off to the toilets to shriek in pain.

And I'll just be over here, skulking in the shadows...

Oh thanks, queeq. I forgot I ran into them on Coruscant and told them to stop by here. I was getting so drunk with that Corellian at that bar...um, I mean, uh, that meeting had run so late with the Tavern Association and, uh, I had to grab a quick bite before the transport left and um, uh, here I am. My goodness, look at the time, I've got to check on the kitchen staff and I'm gonna miss Battlestar Galactica on channel 12 if I don't hurry.....(Gundarks hurries away into office, slams door). 😂

Hmmmm, does SOMEONE have some explaining to do? 😂

The Corellian was a potential investor, RC. Nothing more. This was a legitimate business trip, see. Purely business. Nothing more to explain. 😂 😂

Hmmm, I've heard THAT ONE before.

I think I must go on one of those types of business trip...😄

Potency investor? Hmmmm, Gundy, I think you should get a medical soon. 😂

ONe dreads to think what they may discover...😂

Anyone found those Gungans? Perhaps they are in... THE PLANET CORE!

Where are we at?

In the swamp silly.

RC saw them last. You didn't suck them dry now, did you?

Moi? Non.

Wow, Ush, I didn't think of the PLANET CORE ! Maybe you and I should go look for them, this rotten vampire corpse smell in here is killing me....come on, the force will guide us. 😂 😂

You and.... USH????

*queeq turns green and again, goes to his office and slams the door shut. Muffled sounds of screaming and crying are vaguely heard in the bar but fades away in the music*

You can always sack her!!!

How could I? She's the woman of my.... *runs off to his office and slams the door shut again*