Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Eeeuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!! Yuck😘

Hey, I'm not having any. 😂

Kepp it quiet out there! I'm trying to negotiate!

What's that? You're allergic to garlic?

Uh-oh.

Hey Guindy, remeber those Swamp snails we found. Can we toss them in a pan with this garlic and butter?

Tell them it's no problem. If they take RC on a long tour around their compound, the garlic's gone in no time.

See, RC ? My sith master even knows my cycle. 😂 😂

Hmmm...you better get a tetnus shot....never know where those goober fish have been. 😂

You have to know these things when you're a Sith you know. 😂

Gundy, there is such a thing as TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

Now, about those snails.

Not for a Sith. 😈

Just dump the snails in the kitchen and Gundy will cook them up for you.

Someone get those Gungans out of here on that tour... they are starting to hyper-ventilate...

I can't open a window. 😂

*Bongo arrives at the Tavern, Gungans grab RC and take the transport down to the Sando Aquamonster breeding centre*

Em hello? Mr. gungan sir? Where are we going.

Meesa don't know. Meesa talk to Ushi, now we ride. Maybe weesa going to play with Jar Jar. 😂

Oh how nice, I always wanted to meet Mr. Jar Ja.... Auuuuugggghhhhhhhhh!

Ok guys, get that garlic down and quickly. Though.. you'd better be right about those vampires not being real, Queeq.

And now I think about it... how are we going to dispose of the garlic? The waste disposal system is not a good ida, all things considered...

Talking of which. I have a contact who says he can get us a genuine Death Star style trash compactor at a good pirce. It will only be a temporary solution to the problem, and it might look a little odd fixed to your bar, but, you know...

*RC crawla back in, slightly bruised but other than that he's OPK.*

I keep telling you, garlic doesn't work against vampires. It's an old superstition based on the fact that garlic has anticeptic powers and can kill infections.

In fact, give me some here, I can use it on these cuts...

Well, I didn't think it worked either, but what it certainly DOES do is kill Gungans, and we have to dispose of it somehow...

Er, where ARE the Gungans?

Em, eh? Well THEY started it!!!

Oh... damn.

Now I have to come up with a credible reaosn for the deaths of the Gungan delegation. Hum...

Or did you just leave them somewehre,in whcih case I suppose I have to got and get them to apologise...

Just put the garlic in the garlic pot in the kitchen. It'll keep. And it'll keep any vampires out the kitchen while I'm in there. Now if I could just get something to keep the flying monkeys out. Hehehe.

Whoa, finti...check out those bounty hunters that just came in and sat down at table five. I'd get them drinks right quick if I were you. Hey queeq, your "no blasters" sign is being majorly ignored right now. Why don't you go over and tell them they obviously missed reading it? 😂 😂