Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

He lived a lifetime of pain and misery then was redeemed and dies. Nice outlook.

I hope you're not too attached to your hand..

Okay, cool it guys or you going to give Ush a Messiah complex 😂

Too late! All bow down before me!

What was that about the pain and misery again? Perhaps I could just be the Chosen One's personal spokesperson, in that case.

Too late, that's my job. 😂

Hmmm, indeed. Isn't the cleaving of a hand a federal grime in this Gungan swamp?

I think they prefer chewing.

NOt with those flat teeth, they'd be there all day!

Right, ladies and gents this news just in. The Gungan delegation has returned to Otoh Gunga. They are not happy. Apparently they are lobbying the leaders for some form of retribution.

I'll go chat to them. Queeq- you;d better get the drinks ready

Em, retribution for what exactly? 😐

Deatilas aren't clear, but it has something to do with nearly dying from garlic posioning and some unclear events on a tour whixch led to them being dumped somewhere... and there are SOME claims of vampirism, but these are unconfirmed

*starts mixing drinks from waterplants*

"Hi.. yeah, it's your representative from the Temple... no, of course that's not true. This is a family place. Everyone is friendly here. Why would we harbour vampires? Yess... yes... I''m sure it was a problem. But I'm sure it was just a mis-understanding... well, they can hardly complain about being wet, can they? Look, I';ll get there soon. Ushgarak out"

*gives Ush a triple Glen Dagobah*

Here, you'll need it and have a mint as well.

Cheers.

(Checks Gungan handbook)

No, mint doesn't harm them. I'm fine

I know my Gungan. 😂

Well, wasn't anything to do with me, far too much running water to cross down there.

You were last seen with them, though.

SSSHHHH!!!!!

It's not getting any easier here, you know!

Just keep feeding them the drinks. They like this sort of stuff.

Well, um, no running water, not me..... um, eh...

*runs to the back of the bar to hide*