Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

queeq, YOU'RE the one who is always saying what a great person Ush is. I'm just to trying to be FRIENDLY and make him feel welcome here, being that he is YOUR friend. 😂

You know you'll always be my only master. Always there are two...a master and an apprentice. 😂 Now come out of there and I'll make you some cupcakes. 😂

*runs out of his office*

CUPCAKES!!! DID I HEAR CUPCAKES??!!! WHERE? WHERE?

And once again, true believers, Gundark proves that the quickest way to a Sith's heart is through his stomach. And not with a lightsaber. 😂

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Gundy has grown so very very wise. 😂

(Gundark pulls hood down over head) Yes, my master. 😈

*hides under Gundy's robes*

uh-oh, I think queeq may have discovered my little secret. I think we should give finti a raise for watching the bar all the time while we're handling these extremely important Sith matters. 😂

Hey, he gets a huge salary for making these bad drinks. And yes, this IS important. 😈

Understandably nervous as I am in travelling in a confined space with someone who is apparently a Sith Apprentice, I think it is certainly my duty to look for those Gungans in... THE PLANET CORE!

Why does it always come out like that? And what sort of stupid planet has a habitable water core anyway?

Are you to shagging in that closet??? The Shag being a dance of course. 😂

Ushgarak's lawyers would like to make it clear that any comments about the make-up of this planet were made entirely in jest, and any comment as to the stupidness pf the planet was in no way an insult to the great Gungan nation.

He would also like to add that the missing Gungans will be found soon.And NO-ONE emerging from the bar has burst into flames on exposureto sunlight. We deny that completely.

Well, if you quick and you damp your self down fiurst you only tend to smolder a bit.... oops....

The planet core is just one of George's shafts in a different direction. He's really into these things, you know. 😂

I think Ush has two jobs on his hands now...the gungans and his new role as Ush Van Helsing. 😂 (Gundark sits down at table with RC, but keeps hand on lightsaber hilt) 😂 😂

I'm certainly cautious when it comes to the forces of darkness... which is odd, as appear to be friends with a Sith.

Incidentally, if this is Jabba's bar, where is the fat one himself?

Hey, I never said I was bad, just a little peckish...

Ush is the One who brings balance on these boards. He must be the Chosen One. He brings hope to those who have none. 🙂

Am I? Wow. Good work if you can get it.

The man with the scales huh?

And now I'm justice as well. I'm the all round renaissance man, really.

Well, you KNOW what happens to the chosen one....😈