Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Yep, and proud of it!!!

Warm milk for you then. On the house.

Sww thanks queeqy

You're welcome, cowwy.

Sorry, I think you have me confused with Dim!!!! 😂

(Trying to feel what is actually wrong)

Well, there seems to be some trouble, so why don't I show you the back rooms, where we are looking for planning permission to fit a big Trash Compactor?

What? You mean you're getting rid of this one, I was getting quite comfortable in here!!!

Errrr... RC? Is it safe back there?

Well it is unoless you press that big red but....

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Smoothly re-directing Gungans)

Actually, now I think about it, the old compactor has a terrible paint scheme... why not check out the robot bartender?

help me..............................help me....

(Through clenched teeth)

Someone help the Council member... I'm busy...

*Slumps out of the compactor and lays on the floor motionless*

He's sleeping. Work, rest, or play, my friends, you can do it all here!

(under breath). Someone help him!

*MOTIONLESS*

(Gundark kneels next to RC and starts shoving sugar cubes in his mouth) "Oh, no problem here, this gentlemen is just having a slight diabetic attack...just a few sugar cubes and he'll be just fine...Ush, why don't you go ahead and have finti demonstrate that drinkbot for you ? That's cutting edge equipment in today's trendy tavern industry. Then you can continue your tour in the hololounge."

(Gundark speaks quietly into her comlink) "queeq get out here and help me drag RC into your office until we can sober him up or something. And bring one of your spare sith robes so we can disguise him." 😂 😂

Hmph!..call me a cow again!..*Dim kicks RC in the side*
*goes back to the bar and her Gungun skins*

And it's green ketchup, Gun...this is SW 😂

Blue milk, green ketchup. Walt would be so proud of George. Hehehe. 😂

*Comes around*

Jeez, what happened to my ribs and why are my legs tingling?

*Looks down*

MY LEGS!!! Where are my legs?

Ok, they are getting suspicious now. I haven;t manged to come up with a satisfactory explantion as to why someone is screaming for his legs.