Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

This just in- GDF posts exceed Episode 2 and 3 posts. The Evil EMpire of the GDF has taken control!

But this is dangerous. The Ep 2&3 forum will continue to gain support in the Imperial Senate...

Leaving to see the Gungans soon

*starts writing a fax to the Gungan police*

I wasn't there I tell you. There was running water, little riverds and everything, I couldn't cross em. but that doesn't mean anything, what fo you mean blood bank, I never went to the bloodbank.....

I always get soaked when I leave. I really should take the tubes, but the Gungans are more impressed by swimmers

Well swimminmg, that's OK, just no rivers OK.

Who mentioned anything about a bloodbank, RC? Is there something you like to tell us?

Once again, in true Jedi form, Ush forges ahead to attempt a peaceable settlement with the Gungans. 😮‍💨 But until this battle station is operational, we are vulnerable ! The Gungans are too well equipped, they're more dangerous than you realize. Be careful, Ush ! 😂

Hey, we've got a ton of cold fried chicken in the back, everybody. Since DD isn't around much anymore, I've got all this leftover. We're gonna be eating his chicken all week !!! 😂 😂

That's not chicken, it's Gungan!!!!!!! It's too big to be a chicken. Turn the freezer around. Who put them there!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH. Not one word, not ONE word outside the kitchen about this, or Ush is doomed!!!

Then we're doomed ! They'll be no escape for Ush this time. 😂

*sits behind the counter, nonplussed*
Okay..so how are you gonna get yourselves out of trouble this time? Eating Gunguns...you people are sick.

So why are you sitting there eating kentucky fried gungan? Do you EVER stop eating???😂

Nope...I Like to dip the skin in ketchup 😂

Well keep going, maybe you can eat ALL the evidence.

Is that red or green ketchup, Dimmy ? 😂

Looked a rather muddy brown to me...

(Returning with new Gungan delegation)...

So as you can see, this is a friendly family place. Why don't I take you on a tour of the cold storage?

Strange. I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this inspection by the Gungans.

*Finti looking out for Jar Jar, ouch time for the gungans*🙂

*quickly runs to the cold storage*

Errrrrrrrrr..... sorry fellows, but we have a bit of a reactor leak here. It's under control now. Nothing spilled in your precious water, but in here we need to do some decontamination. Huhhuhhuhhuh.

*Hides under the table.*

COWARD!!!