Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Madame? No...

I'll just keep on babbling down here, don't mind me.

Any title. Im not fussed!

There you are! You naughty little Hutt! I have been looking everywhere for you! Oh my god! What have you done to poor Derek?

Ahhh!!!

(Force speeds around bar in evasion)

It looks like he has removed his skull and somehow attached it to his hand. Great! Its going to take me ages to sort this. Not to mention all the red paint I have to clean off of him!

Oooh, he escaped.

*sound is heard of the charging tommy blaster*

(Lightsbare ignite)

Whummmmm....

Now, remember, no disintegrations...

Hiow the heck did a BAT do that to Derek?

I don't like flying critters in my bar. That excludes you of course, Edna. 😂

Oh trust me! You wouldnt believe the things he manages to do! Look I cant beleiev he did this!

Damn! Where the heck is he?

Oh he'll have gone into hiding now. He knows he's in for a serious ass kicking when he shows his face so he will put off facig me until he gets really hungry and his stomach is rumbling so loudly that he can no longer hear himself think!

Ah... again, worry about his motives here. He was a Hutt... he probably enjoyed getting his ass kicked by a young witch...

You have to watch out for the Hutts, they are scum in any form.

Hum, I seem to be alone here again... was it something I said?

Sorry I thought I heard a familiar voice but I was mistaken. Anyway I gotta go. See if I can fix Derek. That damn bat is going to pay for what he's done. He's not getting away with it this time!

Well, see you tomorrow, my Lady...

Thought it was was mistress!

Ok, Mistress it is! So long as we keep up our nightly meetings here...

Will the love between Ush and Edna grow? Will Derek finally learn to behave? What does Edna do in her weekends? Tune in tomorrow, same witch thread, same witch time. 😂

First RC and Dim, now Edna and Ush, will this matchmaking never end? 😂
Maybe Gundy and queeq are next 😉

We are already a couple. A weird couple, but our soap activities take place outside of your view. 😂

Yes, Raz, queeq & I have been looking at each others SW collections in my closet for some time now, where have you been, man ? 😂

Seems Ush is obsessed with a mistress....😂
Our good knight perhaps may not be so good...😂