Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Fearsome loner the Norse sith is an good is that.
*Finti passes drinks around, they are all on queeq as always in the weekends, and of course milkshakes from sane Norwegian cows, and dont touch Dutch dairy products either.*

Nope, Dutch dairy is contaminated now. Thanks for the Norse shakes. 😂

Oh, Gundy, your SW collection is sooooo beautiful. 😂

Oh thank you queeq-darling...it looks even better topped with whipped cream. 😂

Hamana.
*runs to the closet dragging Gundy with him*

You know, its amazing how this bar practically runs itself....although I see you've dumped another stack of paperwork on the desk in my office. 😂

Hey, my work is done. I've been active on expanding the entertainment in this place. We must draw more customers. So you finally do you paperwork.... but AFTER the closet activities. 😂

Well we have Edna's magic show, Finti's skill at converting bots into furniture and assorted classic movie monsters. Now thats entertainment !!! 😂

Hey, this isn't a love story here. I wouldn't dare to assume... Like I say, it's just double chat. She'll probably kill me in the end. Or turn out to be my sister, or something.

You still have to kiss her then, at one time or another. Luke did. TWICE 😂

Did I ever tell you how much I liked that plot?

Hang on. Don't you turn into a frog, or something, if you kiss a witch? Is there a Princess around who can turn me back?

I can ask Gundy to kiss you back to Princehood, but then I'll have to kill you. 😂

Soapy enough for you. 😈

I'm tempted to set up a seperate soap-opera game in the role-play forum...

Will you host?

And what would you call this thread then? 😂

queeq's, of course...

Let's face it, we're both sitting here wating for Edna, aren't we?

Edna, Edna, wherefore art thou, Edna. 😂

I mean, what would you call the Tavern then? Isn't this some kind of role playing soap opera thing, but then in a grotesk form? 😂

Every thread in this forum has soap in it somewhere...no need to make a separate thread...it would end up off-topic anyway. 😂 😂

Edna is secretly your sister, Ush ? Wow ! 😂 😂 Your knighthood is definately getting tarnished, which makes my beloved master oh so happy. 😈

Did you read splinter of the minds eye, Ush ?

I for one never read it. Remember when it came out, but then I forgott all about it. Guess it doesent pick up the relations between Luke and Leia?
Milkshakes anyone?

Splinter of the Mind's Eye... losing...consciousness...

You may note myself and Zareil having conversations about that book.

Hey, this is my first time in the Tavern. What do you have to drink? I like the setup of this place. I outta come here more often.

Finti is basically the barkeep here, 212...since he made the drinkbot into a table, clever norse that he is...if you read the whole thread I guess you already knew that. Order whatever you want from him. You'll also find he's quite knowledgeable in the area of music....finti is quite the rocker ! 🙂 Just don't mention Star Trek around him, whatever you do. 😂

Yes, Ush, now that I remember, I have seen you and Zareil mention it (splinter). The Luke/Leia thing is hard enough to read at this point in time, but Vader saying "I'm sorry, Leia, I loved you" before he fell into the bottomless pit (aka as a George shaft) was to much to take even the first time I read it. But I would absolutely love to hear your comments....😂