*The Tavern suddenly lights up, blinding everyone there. When people regain their vision after 7 minutes they see queeq standing in the middle of the Tavern with a smoking tommy blaster in his hand, an arm around Dim. On the armoured ceiling there's a large dark spot where the laser hit. Dim and queeq look at the green puddle in the middle of the dance floor*
Some light, huh?
RC's last words were: I'm melting, I'm melting. 😂
*queeq wakes up from his day dream*
*RC Looks up*
You should have known it was a dream old boy, a blast powerful enough to kill a Vampyre would have vapourised your little bar and most of the swamp water it rests in...
There's only three things to kill me: Holy Water, a stake through the heart or decapitation.
Besides, one little drop of my blood and she joins me.
*Takes a drop of blood and places it on Dims tongue.*
*As the single drop of RC's blood slips into Dim, he body begins to writhe and contort. Slowly her head raises and a wicked smile plays across he lips. Dimsillia is born!*
OK! Now it's time to party! Barman Finti, you have anything stronger? Blood of queeq perhaps?
Now queeq, I did warn you many moons ago that if you tried to destroy me, I would become more powerful than you could possibly imagine... I guess this is YOUR legacy!!!
Ok, I'm back from talking from the Gungans and... what the heck has been happening here!!! Don't come near me, I have a rare blood disease. Or cancer. Of the liver. Or something nasty. Don't bring your fangs near me, all the same. Take Finti! He's strawberry flavoured!
Hang on... I AM a Jedi... I think decapitation would be easy enough. Or I'll just stay out of everyone's way.
Anyway, the Gungan's think that venting waste directly into the sea isn't really solving the problem. As for the Movement against annoying Jar Jar, is that to stop people from annyoing Jar Jar, or to stop Jar-Jar, the annoying one? I have to be clear to these people.
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
*queeq has stepped out of his office and rings the bar bell. Everyone wakes up from their joint and interconnected hallucination*
😂 I can play that game.
Okay, finti. I told you to be careful with these natural drinks. You never where they've been. And you should watch the expiration date of the freshness every day. Look what you have done: everyone's spaced out. And what's RC doing licking Dim's neck? ONE MORE TIME: THIS IS A RESPECTABLE BAR!!!
I may need help with this bloody thing. It's much larger than it looked in the catalogue.
But it's only a temporary solution... I think the whole operation of an underwater bar is a lot more tricky than expected...
Oh yeah, the Gungan's are beginning to hear rumours about certain blood drinks. Keep it quiet, guys! And speaking as a Jedi, I'm not sure that's entirely right...