Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Started by queeq51 pages

Thank you all sooo much, RC, Dim, Gundy and of course my well-esteemed Ushgarak.

Drinks are still on me. I'm using the full 24 hours to celebrate my birthday today.

Hey, RC, visit no more? Is that a present or are you being a party pooper?

*looks at the present on the bar Dim put there*
Hmmmm, I'm a little afraid to open that. You..you do it Dim, show me what it is.

OKay!..I'll show you...*giggles*
*opens the box and brings out the dead body of RC*
Sorry about the smell...

*places the corpse on the floor and lights candles around the body*
*starts to peform soft chants*
*takes a candle and lights RC's fingertips*
*watches the flames sit on his fingers*
*sits over RC, takes a flame and places it in his mouth*
*blows it into his body*
*the flames on his fingers get sucked into the skin and the skin starts glowing*
*RC wakes up*

Happy birthday queeq!

*Shakes himself down*

Boy, now THAT is something I don't ever want to do again!

*Looks around for queeq*

Hey queeqer, guess what... I BACK!!! Happy Birthday Dutchboy!

WOw, what a great present!

Well, a spectacular finale to my birthday.

*starts taking down the ornaments and sweeps the floor, the bar is almost empty now*

Tomorrow another day... us usual. 😉

Every day is a great day around here!

Except for today. I've got an other deputation from the Gungans... who would have thought that underwater waste management would be such a problem?

😂 I don't even want to think about those details!

*RC sit's down at the bar.*

Hmm, now what shall I have? Ahh, Barkeep, a flagon of your finest Gungans Blood please.

Finti hands RC a flagon of gungan blood and a milkshake.

Oh, finti. Serving Gungan blood should only be done in the secret bar in the back. We have the Gungan Civil Rights Movement checking on us regularly now. So be a little careful, please.

Enjoy it RC, squeezed it myself. 😂

Ahhh! That hit's the spot. Looks at the milkshake and offers it to Dim.

I can just imagine what gungan corpses are gonna do to that overloaded waste management system now. 😘

Wow, what a hangover...excellent birthday party, queeq ! 😂

You're welcome Gundy. Anything to give you a headache. 😂

Hmmmm, well I usually don't go for blood with such a fishy tang.

Hey, you ordered it. Besides it's more amphibian than fishy.

I know, well it's either this or....

*Starts eyeing Dims neck*

*starts eyeing Dim's neck too*

Are you seeing what I see?

A garlic necklace ? Obviously you two are underestimating Dim's intelligence. 😂 😂

Is that what that is? It looks kinda weird. That's not garlic is it? Nah, garlic looks nice. 😂

Nah, that's not garlic.

RC, I know you're not dead anymore, but now I'm starting to think you're un-dead. 😂