Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Here, RC, have a blue milk. That'll clear your mind.

As I see it Ush, we can have that thing installed on the south side of the Tavern. I have a few spare bubbles, you can use that one. As for the Gungans, never mind them. I have a drinking contest with Boss Nass tonight, I'll let him win and they'll be of our backs for a while.

Ush i forgot the before anoying, thanks for pointing that out, movement against the anoying Jar Jar. Hands Ush a milkshake.

Hmmm, there's definately something missing from this milkshake.

*RC get's up and disappears out the door.*

(Gundark stumbles in from her weekend meeting on Coruscant with the Tavern Association) Man, that transport was on its last leg....queeq, I think you could have made me some better reservations. Here's the updated rules and regs...(hands queeq a foot-high stack of papers, looks around) What the heck happened in here ? The drinkbot go on the fritz again ? 😂

*RC wanders back it wiping simething red fdrom his lips.*

*Sits down and looks innocent.*

*finti goes out to the backroom to check the strawberry jar*, aha somebody been sneaking jam. 🙂

*mixed the regulations in the blue milk blender*

Yes, finti, I know. We've got a lot of that lately. Ever since RC returned actually. I wonder if there's a connection.

Gundy, I didn't make any reservations. Maybe that was the problem. 😂

Jam, Yes! That's what it was, jam.

You could have just asked. 😂

Ok, queeq you got any O positive Jam???

I dunno. Have to go and check. 😂

Well be quick about it then! 😛

Two weeks delivery period. Sorry dude.

OH well.

OK, special medical emergency on the surface. I need you all to line up and tell me you blood groups!

If that card game went well, Queeq, I'll get the plumbing set up properly tonight.

As for the MATAJJ... well, I'm told the Gungans are a little split on the issue. Half of them remind me that he was actually thrown out the city, so they think he's no better, while the other half seem to think he's the hero of some big battle or something...

MATAJJ? What's that.

And Boss Nass is drunk as a dodo. I pretended to pass out. Teeeheee. 😂

Thank god you're here, queeq, there's been nothing going here for ages...

That's the Movement against the Annoying Jar-Jar, courtesy of finti.I have to liase the bad as well as the good, the hostile and the non-hostile... actually, I haven't been able to give ANY non-hostile messages to the Gungans. So far it;s been eating them and their food supply, drinking their blood, dumping waste in their water, and some odd cases of suspected vampirism (presumably whatever halluciongen it was leaked into the water) and now insults against their citizens, no mater how justified... they are not happy with me!

Try not to give Boss Nass liver failure.He's the only Gungan leader we can work with...

(Gundark polishes the hilt of her lightsaber) queeq, what do you mean you didn't make the reservations ? I thought you took care of that ! I shared the whole flight back with a leaky shipment of boonta spice. Yeesh. 😘

You're really doing a great job with those Gungans, Ush. If it wasn't for you, they'd have probably popped the cork on the Tavern by now. 😂

*Dim sits under a table and stares off into the distance. Rocking back and forth and muttering to herself*
O positive...gonna eat me. 😱

O Positive huh Dim, come over to thiw private booth. I have some etchings I'd like to show you. 😈