Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Originally posted by Psychotron
It's trash and it shit all over the OT and fans of the OT.

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Luke dies in the most retarded way possible. Leia dies but not before flying through space like ****ing Superman with the Force. Snoke is betrayed and killed by Kylo. Luke doesn't give a shit about Rey. Yoda's ghost has to force him to help Rey by lecturing him and burning down the tree with lightning. Yes, Force Ghosts can affect the physical world now and ghost!Yoda can do Force lightning. Rey's parents were nobodies. Snoke's backstory is never explained. Rey continues to be a Mary Sue. Kylo is now the main villain despite being a ***** Vader wannabe in TFA. Quips ****ing everywhere. Even the old depressed Luke and Yoda quip at each other.

It's a total shit show. Read at your own risk.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
This is what I was worried about. I heard a lot of rumors they were going to do stuff like that....I might still see it but certainly not more than once.

Yes, it's extremely disappointing. I had high hopes that the stuff JJ set up in TFA would have a good payoff, but Ryan Johnson just when "lol **** that, we want the GoT audience". Nothing gets explaiend, except Kylo's backstory, which feels kind of overdone at this point, ironically.

What gets me is how illogical it is,

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now we have Kylo as the main villain, when he got his ass kicked by an untrained Rey in TFA. How am I supposed to feel any tension anymore? Rey is too OP for him, even Yoda basically says there's nothing Luke can teach her. Even worse is how depressing the endings for the OT cast are. Han and Leia's marriage disintegrated, and they're horrible parents too boot, they ship off Ben to his uncle when they sense his growing darkness instead of trying to help him. Han is killed by his son, Leia gets blown up (though she actually survives, but since Carrie's dead she won't be in IX), and Luke is a failure, a coward, and a blatant sociopath, who tried killing his own nephew in his sleep (reason why Kylo is evil).

This is a middle finger by Disney. It's clear they don't want the old fans. They're after a new audience.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]What does it feel like to be "Dead Inside"? [/B]

I feel dead inside, but at least I have all that corporate shill mullah!! $$$

Originally posted by Psychotron
It's trash and it shit all over the OT and fans of the OT.

Spoiler:
Luke dies in the most retarded way possible. Leia dies but not before flying through space like ****ing Superman with the Force. Snoke is betrayed and killed by Kylo. Luke doesn't give a shit about Rey. Yoda's ghost has to force him to help Rey by lecturing him and burning down the tree with lightning. Yes, Force Ghosts can affect the physical world now and ghost!Yoda can do Force lightning. Rey's parents were nobodies. Snoke's backstory is never explained. Rey continues to be a Mary Sue. Kylo is now the main villain despite being a ***** Vader wannabe in TFA. Quips ****ing everywhere. Even the old depressed Luke and Yoda quip at each other.

It's a total shit show. Read at your own risk.

Hey, can you blame

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Mark Hamill for wanting out? 😂 The way they killed off Han Solo was fucking retarded, too.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Hey, can you blame

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Mark Hamill for wanting out? 😂 The way they killed off Han Solo was fucking retarded, too.

Yeah, I'd say Mark was pretty restrained in the interviews lol. Luke

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dies even worse though. His Force batteries just kinda run out and he disappears like Obi-Wan

Originally posted by Psychotron
Yeah, I'd say Mark was pretty restrained in the interviews lol. Luke

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dies even worse though. His Force batteries just kinda run out and he disappears like Obi-Wan

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Force batteries? Seriously? Wtf?

See this is one of the reasons Star Wars gets on my nerves. It's fantasy parading as science fiction. Which could be fine, but it's not even really very good fantasy. It's just very simplistic good vs evil. The characters are very one-dimensional.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Snoke is greater than Palpatine. When the trilogy is over you'll owe me an apology.

That third movie.

93% on RT these movies are ****ing juggernauts
I'll end up seeing this twice

Originally posted by carthage
93% on RT these movies are ****ing juggernauts
I'll end up seeing this twice

Lol. Believing bought reviews. RT and IMDB have been jokes for years.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech

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Force batteries? Seriously? Wtf?

Classic Star Wars fans will love that, though. Because nostalgia.

See this is one of the reasons Star Wars gets on my nerves. It's fantasy parading as science fiction. Which could be fine, but it's not even really very good fantasy. It's just very simplistic good vs evil. The characters are very one-dimensional.

Basically he

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projects himself from the island to Kylo and they battle, but Luke exhausts himself and dies. I guess he takes after his mum, who also just gave up and died. His last words are something like "See you around, kid." It's awful.

Star Wars was always called science-fantasy though.

two more days... two more days...

Arguably the most surprising scene in the movie.

Spoilers beware.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Arguably the most surprising scene in the movie.

Spoilers beware.

So tempted. But no. Thanks for the warning.

Originally posted by Robtard
So tempted. But no. Thanks for the warning.

I can't wait for your thoughts in particular about this scene.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Arguably the most surprising scene in the movie.

Spoilers beware.

Such a waste, just like everything else in this movie.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Such a waste, just like everything else in this movie.

Haven't seen the movie yet, so I'll refrain from judgment. But I'll say this... at least that scene dared to be different from the standard formula.

I got a friend that is all hard core to go see this movie. I need some good excuses to get out of going to see it. Anybody got any ideas?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Haven't seen the movie yet, so I'll refrain from judgment. But I'll say this... at least that scene dared to be different from the standard formula.

There's being different and there's being stupid. They just threw away everything that was set up in TFA for a shocking plot twist.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I got a friend that is all hard core to go see this movie. I need some good excuses to get out of going to see it. Anybody got any ideas? [/B]

Tell him it's basically Character Assassination: The Movie.

So this isn't a shameless remake of ESB?

Good.

Originally posted by Psychotron

Tell him it's basically Character Assassination: The Movie.

Won't work. This guy thinks the Hunger Games Movies were Really Good!

Originally posted by Psychotron
There's being different and there's being stupid. They just threw away everything that was set up in TFA for a shocking plot twist.

Tell him it's basically Character Assassination: The Movie.

The plot of TFA sucked, though.
If this movie sucks, I'll definitely let you know.