Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Started by Flyattractor210 pages
Originally posted by relentless1
i called it way back when TFA came out that Snoke would be a little *****; glad to be proven right, glad they tried to deviate from palpatine but what a waste of a potentially good character although ill be interested to see how Kylo does as the big bad leader of the First Order in 9

I am betting Rey will kick his ass again and take over after she goes Full Dark Side.

😱

A woman being less than perfect in a Disney Wars movie? Surely you jest?

I just read the Wikipedia entry of the plot of the Last Jedi.

Meh.

Originally posted by Psychotron
A woman being less than perfect in a Disney Wars movie? Surely you jest?

Oh No... Not what will happen. Rey will go "DARK" but She will be able to Control it because... Power of the MARY SUE!!!!!!!!! It will be the whole GRAY is GOOD Bullshit.

Star wars is cool.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Oh No... Not what will happen. Rey will go "DARK" but She will be able to Control it because... Power of the MARY SUE!!!!!!!!! It will be the whole GRAY is GOOD Bullshit. [/B]

Nah, what's actually gonna happen is Rey is going to redeem Kylo through the power of LOVE. TLJ gave me some pretty nasty Twilight flashbacks and you know IX is gonna be a RotJ ripoff anyway.

Nah. Kyle will probably fall in love with Finn.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Nah. Kyle will probably fall in love with Finn. [/B]

Ultra SJW twist!!

Yeah, it's time Star Wars had its first homo couple.

Hey, a lesbo scene would be nice. It could certainly help spike my Star Wars enthusiasm. 😱

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Ultra SJW twist!!

Yeah, it's time Star Wars had its first homo couple.

Hey, a lesbo scene would be nice. It could certainly help spike my Star Wars enthusiasm. 😱

They could have Rey get it on with a CGI Leia in the Slave Girl Costume.

nah...Star Wars will never be THAT Cool.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Nah. Kyle will probably fall in love with Finn. [/B]

Finn is too busy BLACKING that fat asian girl.

I just got back from it. I wouldn't say much better, but still better.

I thought it was just kind of... There. A couple of nice moments, some wt****ery, but in general... I don't have any strong feelings one way or another.

The next Star Wars bad guy should gain his power from harnessing the butthurt in this thread.

I enjoyed it. It was fun and thankfully wasn't at all an ESB rehash.

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I'm pissed that Luke dies though. I understand they needed him to go because he is far too OP for Kylo and co, but come on.... Just becoming one with the force for almost no reason? Really?

Originally posted by jaden101
The next Star Wars bad guy should gain his power from harnessing the butthurt in this thread.
I do love how you never contribute anything besides making petty comments on other posters. Good job bud 👆

I really enjoyed it. And I must say I was right about all these characters. You all owe me apologies and don't grasp the characters like I do.

@Relentless you're such a scumbag. Posting spoilers and being flat out incorrect in your assessments. I know you're a despicable sock but show some class.

Here I come you Palpatine cucks. It is time to face the music.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
I do love how you never contribute anything besides making petty comments on other posters. Good job bud 👆
He's a very bitter fat man.

the force is strong with this one...

http://deadline.com/2017/12/the-last-jedi-star-wars-box-office-thursday-night-preview-record-1202227654/

There sure was a lot of dumb stuff in this film like

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Leia flying through space with the force, or Rey somehow being a capable fighter after some light saber twirls on Luke's island, or Snoke being a gigantic letdown on top of Phasma coming back only to be humiliated again.

But there was cool stuff too like the

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hyperspace kamikaze attack on the First Order destroyer

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
There sure was a lot of dumb stuff in this film like
Spoiler:
Leia flying through space with the force, or Rey somehow being a capable fighter after some light saber twirls on Luke's island, or Snoke being a gigantic letdown on top of Phasma coming back only to be humiliated again.
Spoiler:
hyperspace kamikaze attack on the First Order destroyer

That was retarded though. If that works why didn't anyone do it in any of the previous movies. TLJ introduced a ton a plot holes into the whole series, like

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if Yoda's ghost can summon lightning why didn't he do anything to help Luke against Vader and Sidious?