Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Originally posted by ares834
So this isn't a shameless remake of ESB?

It actually is.

Kylo

Spoiler:
literally asks Rey to join him so they can rule the galaxy together at the end.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
The plot of TFA sucked, though.
If this movie sucks, I'll definitely let you know.

I mean, okay, but there's zero consistency now. Every director does whatever he wants.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Won't work. This guy thinks the Hunger Games Movies were Really Good! [/B]

Just tell him you don't want to go then. He's beyond redemption if he thinks those movies were good.

Originally posted by Psychotron
It actually is.

Ah damn.

Good Point. I should have tossed him to the cub when he told me he thought the Prequels were better then the OG Tril.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I can't wait for your thoughts in particular about this scene.

Oh man, not even more piqued. Must. Resist. Spoilers. Doh.

i am even going to bother with those spoilers.. they could very well be fake

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i am even going to bother with those spoilers.. they could very well be fake

Mate, there's cam footage of all of them on Reddit. But go ahead, waste your money if you want. I already did.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Arguably the most surprising scene in the movie.

Spoilers beware.

Originally posted by Robtard
So tempted. But no. Thanks for the warning.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Such a waste, just like everything else in this movie.

I don't give a shit, so I watched it. Yeah, it's stupid.

This is what Star Wars is now, apparently. No interesting characters of stories, just "Big reveals" that are actually just stupid

Spoiler:
death scenes. And it immediately proves Snoke to be full of shit. That's kind of dumb.

Spoiler:
Han Solo in TFA. Stupid death scene.

i called it way back when TFA came out that Snoke would be a little *****; glad to be proven right, glad they tried to deviate from palpatine but what a waste of a potentially good character although ill be interested to see how Kylo does as the big bad leader of the First Order in 9

I just read all the spoilers, glad I didn't plan on seeing this anyways. 😂

Originally posted by relentless1
i called it way back when TFA came out that Snoke would be a little *****; glad to be proven right, glad they tried to deviate from palpatine but what a waste of a potentially good character although ill be interested to see how Kylo does as the big bad leader of the First Order in 9

I just can't take him seriously. He's a whiny manchild and he got spanked by an untrained Rey in TFA.

I've been fully spoiled on this movie, and what I saw/read f.ucking sucks. I will not be going to see this, and I can say with confidence that the Sequel Trilogy is officially worse than the Prequel Trilogy ever was.

Agreed. I'm talking all my friends out of seeing this mockery of Star Wars.

For those interested : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1XSaedCu8

Spoiler filled review watch at own risk

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
For those interested : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1XSaedCu8

Spoiler filled review watch at own risk

The thing with

Spoiler:
Leia flying through space with the force sounds pretty hilariously stupid.. haha. 😂

Spoiler:
And why did Rey need training? She obviously had already been trained in TFA.

The movie sounds really goofy.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I've been fully spoiled on this movie, and what I saw/read f.ucking sucks. I will not be going to see this, and I can say with confidence that the Sequel Trilogy is officially worse than the Prequel Trilogy ever was.

Nothing could be worse than the prequels. A 2-hour film of someone digging in a dog's ass with a popsicle stick would be better than the prequels.

Originally posted by Todd1700
Nothing could be worse than the prequels. A 2-hour film of someone digging in a dog's ass with a popsicle stick would be better than the prequels.

You're into some kinky stuff. shock

Originally posted by Todd1700
Nothing could be worse than the prequels. A 2-hour film of someone digging in a dog's ass with a popsicle stick would be better than the prequels.

TLJ makes the prequels look like masterpieces.

Originally posted by Psychotron
TLJ makes the prequels look like masterpieces.

You might as well be telling me that the Last Jedi cures the cancer leukemia and male pattern baldness of anyone who sees it. Because that is just as likely as anything making the prequels look like a masterpiece

I can't wait to see it . Is it good?

Originally posted by Todd1700
You might as well be telling me that the Last Jedi cures the cancer leukemia and male pattern baldness of anyone who sees it. Because that is just as likely as anything making the prequels look like a masterpiece

Breh, I hate the prequels, and I hate TLJ more. The movie literally renders the events of the OT moot. Luke could have stayed on Tattooine and the end result for the galaxy would have been pretty much the same. What's worse is that Luke's entire character is gutted to make way for MaRey Sue as the *true* new hope of the Jedi.

And as for the filmmaking it self, Rian Johnson doesn't know how pacing works, there are so many juxtaposed scenes that it feels schizophrenic. He completely distroyed any interesting settups from TFA just for cheap shock value too. Oh, and I hope you love quips, TLJ might as well be Guardians of the Galaxy 2 in that respect. Even the old and depressed Luke and

Spoiler:
Yoda

TLJ is offensive on so many levels.

Originally posted by way77
I can't wait to see it . Is it good?

Nope.