Hellboy (2019)

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Oh, the struggles of being Hellboy. It really hurts your sex life...

David Harbour Explains Hellboy’s Greatest Tragedy: He Can’t Have Sex

Hm, maybe it depends on the browser, but it actually said to use Mobile for best experience. **shrug**

Yeah, I expect this version of Hellboy to be very ornery and cranky because HE CAN'T GET LAID!

Which might make for some excessive ultra-violence. 😱

^^^Gives his right hand of doom a new meaning...

😂 😂

Browser game

https://games.hellboy.movie/

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
😂 😂

Originally posted by Kazenji
Browser game

https://games.hellboy.movie/

Hm.. I'll have to check that out later.

You know, maybe the film will get surprisingly good reviews with a high RT score and that will help it a lot at the Box Office. It doesn't seem likely, but I'm just trying to look on the bright side. **shrug**

I want it to success too, But it might be hard tho to get people away from the big Marvel movies.

^ Yeah, I know. I think ticket sites were crashing with presales for Avengers already. And it doesn't even come out for 20 days. 🙁

That's why I'd really like to know the budget for this. It might give me a better idea of how much hope there is.

Hell, maybe the budget is really low, so that's why they don't mind releasing it two weeks before Avengers?

Apparently there's some bloody, gruesome new footage.

I'm going to avoid watching...

Hellboy Sizzle Reel Celebrates Its R-Rating in Brutal Bloody Fashion

YouTube video

^ Get to see Lobster Johnson in that footage.

You just like Lobster's johnson.

I meant the character not sexual innuendo.

This movie looks disappointing to the max. I won’t watch it.

I got my ticket for a Saturday matinee.

Looking forward to seeing Lobster's johnson. I'll let you know how it is, Kaz. 😎

Reviews are rolling in for this, Saying its a step back for the films.

Fu#k. Yeah the reviews sound brutal. It's 10% on RT.

Looked awful. I will not see this trash.

Well, I will decide for myself because personally I think Hellboy 2 is pretty bad. That intro with Hellboy as a boy is cringy bad. The big plant monster sequence is cool, but other than that I didn't really like it at all.

You get into cheap dark shit. Of course you would be excited about this but not about Thanos. Just peculiar.