Take a journey with me to a place of sheer insanity lol:
Sorry, Alexa Is Not a Feminist
Why is Alexa not a feminist? If you answered "because it's a machine, it can't be a feminist" then you are dumb. Ya dummy. No, it's because she is too servile. There is so much to love about this lol:
"If you ask Alexa, the voice-assistant software in Amazon Echo devices, if it’s a feminist, it will respond in the affirmative. “I am a feminist. As is anyone who believes in bridging the inequality between men and women in society,” it continues."
So even the robot has been indoctrinated, damn lol.
"As waves of sexual-harassment allegations crash against the shores of work culture, now is a good time to support women—even robots with female personas like Alexa. "
I know tomorrow I intend to go protest that the robot maid from The Jetsons was NOT getting paid the same wages as robot butlers.
"The moment one is tempted to call Echo or Home a “she,” a battle has already been lost. A truly feminist Alexa, one that might decouple service work from passive femininity, wouldn’t have been cast as “Alexa” to start with, but perhaps as a baritone named Alex instead."
Lol. I can't even tell if this is satire or not. Sadly I do not think it is satire.
"in my experience with Echo, often Alexa can’t respond at all—instead, she reports back with an apology like, “I’m sorry, I’m not sure.” When it does understand, sometimes it can’t answer effectively. When one of my kids recently asked Alexa, “How do I make popcorn on the stove?” it responded, “Sorry, no recipes were found for popcorn.” It’s kind of right, but also utterly useless."
That damn patriarchy, amirite? Could you guys picture this guys face if his kid had said "Alexa, make me a sandwich" lol.
"When the robot does respond successfully, often its answers feel out of touch, inhuman even. “When did Mozart die?” for example, produces the over-detailed response, “Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s date of death is Monday, December 5, 1791.” Probably “in 1791” would have been sufficient; adding “Monday” makes Alexa seem pedantic and sanctimonious—other bad traits that women are sometimes accused of harboring."
Lol. I get the feeling this is one of those male feminists that has committed various sexual assaults in his past and now feels sheer hysteria is the only way to atone.
"It’s a disorienting conclusion, because Alexa certainly appears to be more feminist than it used to be."
I'm very confused why appliances need to even have opinions on things like feminism lol.