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Originally posted by Robtard
Reality seems to differ, unless this is false:Comic Sales Figures Prove To Marvel: Diversity Isn't The Problem

On the surface, it may seem that the top comic sales back up the idea that 'diverse' titles aren't selling. Diamond Comic Distributors' data is most commonly used to see which titles are selling, and their single-issue figures show a trend toward less diverse titles doing well. Overall in 2017, the top sellers included Marvel Legacy #1, Peter Parker: Spectacular Spider-Man #1, Secret Empire and Doomsday, with only one female-fronted title making it into the top ten (Phoenix Resurrection: The Return Of Jean Grey #1). Month to month throughout the year, a similar trend emerges. Over the past twelve months, Diamond's data shows only and handful of 'diverse' titles in the top ten sellers; The Mighty Thor #700, Harley Quinn 25th Anniversary Special, and The Return of Jean Grey.

However, there are two major issues with considering only the top single-issue sellers when making decisions on what fans want to see. First of all, the majority of top-selling comics are always the true heavy hitters: Batman, Spider-Man, X-Men, Justice League, Avengers, etc. Expecting any newer title with a lesser-known hero at the helm to do as well as these goliaths is simply unrealistic - and were that the expectation for all titles, a much wider range would be getting the chop. In addition, these sales figures only take into account one thing: single issue sales. Trades and digital subscribers are not included in this data, and the sales of trade paperbacks paint a very different story.

For the year as a whole, the top sellers in trade paperback format are overwhelmingly more diverse titles; three of the top sellers are volumes of Saga, with Paper Girls and Monstress also making an appearance. Of the titles that traditionally sell well in single issue format, only Batman is found on the top ten list for the year, and only one trade makes it into that list. Throughout the year, trade sales continue to support the idea that diverse comics do well, appearing in the top ten every month; Wonder Woman, Captain Phasma, Rat Queens, Harley Quinn, DC SuperHero Girls, Paper Girls, Thor... compared to the single issue sales, trade paperbacks are killing it when it comes to diversity. This isn't a secret, either - it has long been accepted that titles like The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and Ms Marvel (which has even made it to the coveted top-seller spot and onto the New York Times bestseller lists) find the majority of their success in the form of trade sales. [b]The deeper that we delve into the figures, the clearer it becomes: diversity sells, but in trade format, not single issue. -snip [/B]

Man Prefers Comic Books That Don’t Insert Politics Into Stories About Government-Engineered Agents of War

APOPKA, FL—Local man Jeremy Land reportedly voiced his preference Thursday for comic books that don’t insert politics into stories about people forced to undergo body- and mind-altering experiments that transform them into government agents of war.

"I’m tired of simply trying to enjoy escapist stories in which people are tortured and experimented upon at black sites run by authoritarian governments, only to have the creators cram political messages down my throat," said Land, 31, who added that Marvel's recent additions of female, LGBTQ, and racially diverse characters to long-running story arcs about tyrannical regimes turning social outsiders into powerful killing machines felt like PC propaganda run amok.

"Look, I get that politics is some people’s thing, but I just want to read good stories about people whose position outside society makes them easy prey for tests run by amoral government scientists—without a heavy-handed allegory for the Tuskegee Study thrown in. Why can’t comics be like they used to and just present worlds where superheroes and villains, who were clearly avatars for the values of capitalism, communism, or fascism, battle each other in narratives that explicitly mirrored the complex geopolitical dynamics of the Cold War?"

At press time, Land was posting on a subreddit that he wished comics didn't force him to identify with gay or black superheroes when all he wanted was stories about oppressive governments rounding up mutants whose only crime was to be born different.

Originally posted by snowdragon
I feel like you had an Ocasio-Cortez moment there, you have to be at least 35 to run for the office of president. 😆

I didn't.

I thought she was 32.

Turns out she's just 28. 😐

She's much younger than I thought.

Originally posted by Robtard
They're not. She's not only too inexperienced at this point, she's physically too young, She's only 29. Will be 31-32 in 2020, which doesn't meet the min requirements.

They are definitely pushing her from a PR perspective. I guess it's not for a 2020 bid. Perhaps a 2024 bid. Or perhaps as a VP.

Also, she could be president-elect until she reached the proper age according to the banter, here:

https://www.quora.com/What-would-happen-if-the-US-elected-a-president-under-the-age-of-35-if-they-did-so-via-write-in-vote

Originally posted by Adam_PoE

Heh

Originally posted by Robtard
Heh

Is political correctness the same as politics?

I under the TheOnion's satire. Politics have been in comics since the beginning. It's the political correctness backlash that is the problem.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is political correctness the same as politics?

I under the TheOnion's satire. Politics have been in comics since the beginning. It's the political correctness backlash that is the problem.

Bingo, anyone with a brain knows it's not about merely inserting politics.

Lol, Surt got trig'd by TheOnion. Too funny.

ps TheOnion is satire. YW.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lol, Surt got trig'd by TheOnion. Too funny.

ps TheOnion is satire. YW.

You need to try harder next time.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lol, Surt got trig'd by TheOnion. Too funny.

ps TheOnion is satire. YW.

😂

Surt has no self awareness just feelings.

He's of very low intelligence.

Been sometime since I've seen someone get worked over off a story from TheOnion.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I didn't.

I thought she was 32.

Turns out she's just 28. 😐

She's much younger than I thought.

She’s to dumb though.

Actually decent news

https://www.thefire.org/uc-berkeley-agrees-to-pay-70k-change-policies-in-speech-suit-settlement/

Originally posted by Robtard
Lol, Surt got trig'd by TheOnion. Too funny.

ps TheOnion is satire. YW.

Omg!!!! How? Hahaha, Surt you numpty... too funny!

Originally posted by Robtard
They're not. She's not only too inexperienced at this point, she's physically too young, She's only 29. Will be 31-32 in 2020, which doesn't meet the min requirements.

Even if she was 35, that's still seen as too young and would be a risk. I think 40 is probably the youngest anyone could run and expect to win. Most people want a certain level of age/maturity in their POTUS.

Kind of goes against the Star Wars forum kids believing life experience is pointless.

Because the life experience leads to that maturity, it's just common sense.

Originally posted by Robtard
He's of very low intelligence.

Been sometime since I've seen someone get worked over off a story from TheOnion.

You keep trying to pretend I don't know it's satire or that I was triggered over it despite the fact the post I was quoting even says this lol. Is this all you have left now?

The Danes Have Had It With Illegal Immigrant Criminals

"Foreign criminals awaiting deportation from Denmark will be banished to a deserted island, the government has announced.

Rejected asylum seekers who have committed crimes will be detained at a facility on Lindholm, an uninhabited, seven-hectare island in the province of Vordingborg, one and a half miles from the mainland.

It will also house foreigners who do not have permission to stay but cannot be deported for legal reasons, such as stateless people and those from countries which do not have a readmission agreement with Denmark."

Lol. We need our own desert island asap.

Originally posted by Surtur
You keep trying to pretend I don't know it's satire or that I was triggered over it despite the fact the post I was quoting even says this lol. Is this all you have left now?
You were upset over it. Do not lie like you are prone to do.

Feminist Pastor Melting Down Christian 'Purity Rings' To Create A Vagina Statue

"Beginning November 12th, until December 17th, you’ll have the opportunity to send in your purity rings to be melted down and recast into a golden vagina," she explained on her website. "This sculpture will be unveiled at the 2019 Makers Conference."

Wasn't there this story about a golden calf...

Surt is still triggered.

Baby Jesus Held In Steel Cage As Part Of Church’s Immigration-Themed Nativity Scene

The steel cage could never hold that magic baby anyways.