Orion Vs Thor (Current)

Originally posted by Horrificus
First of all, beginning this thread with an image of Supes b*tchslapping Orion, telling him ta get back in the kitchen and make him a chicken potpie, is very fitting.

Second, PLEASE, u DC-gobbling sodomites can really grate on one's nerves. ME being the "ONE". Just because DC writers have a bad case of small-man's syndrome and constantly give most characters rediculous bugs bunny-esque cosmic feats with no basis for the abilities, or science, doesn't mean everybody has to swallow it too.

Third, non-jobbing classic Ulik would kick Orion's panzy spine right out his ass.
There us NO way Orion could weather any of the beatings Ulik took, without even slowing down, the way Ulik did.

He just ain't that tough. Even if Orion has his "boombox", astroglide, AND his cosmic big-wheel. He can call all of his superdooper uber space god fancy-pants buddies and once they stop buggering their own sissy avatars they can come weep at Orions corpse hanging, inside-out from Uliks dong.

That's a fact.

Even this stripped-dow, betrayed Thor has shown he is more than a match for the angry spoiled brat. No wonder DS gave him the boot. Was always needing hugs and wanting to suckle on DS's boob.
Nasty. And disappointing.

You're talking about dog of war marvel zombie. He ain't no small god from a small world.

Now don't throw a tantrum for everything.

Originally posted by abhilegend
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You're talking about dog of war marvel zombie. He ain't no small god from a small world.

Now don't throw a tantrum for everything.

Originally posted by Horrificus
i'm trying to find a "cause" to fight for.
I guess i cant do "edgy" very well.

Originally posted by abhilegend
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Originally posted by abhilegend
He punched him from front as he was leaping. Not from the sides and had him down.

Where is it by surprise?

He was a punk character wise but his power level was just fine.

Thor has equivalent feats to destroying a star system with the shockwaves of his attacks? Do tell me.

Where? Thor leaped at a group of trolls and there was no Ulik in sight.....A cheap shot implies Thor did not see Ulik coming or expect him. WE as the READERS didn't even see him coming. You believe that this was still not a cheap shot?

I love it when you know you've clearly said something hasty and stupid but still refuse to admit it. People, save this thread and reference it for the next time someone knocks Superman down for a panel and proclaim it as a win defining loss.

He was a punk overall including respect in fights what do you mean.

😂 Really? You can't think of any...?

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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Where? Thor leaped at a group of trolls and there was no Ulik in sight.....A cheap shot implies Thor did not see Ulik coming or expect him. WE as the READERS didn't even see him coming. You believe that this was still not a cheap shot?

It was a herd of trolls and not every troll was shown.

But I like how when it comes to Thor every time it's a cheapshot.

I love it when you know you've clearly said something hasty and stupid but still refuse to admit it. People, save this thread and reference it for the next time someone knocks Superman down for a panel and proclaim it as a win defining loss.

Except when he is down for the count and Ulik is standing over him. Even you said it was a loss.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
[B]Even under his own pen Thor wasn't walking around sulking. After he left the moon he wasn't broken or anything. He was up and about and getting shit done whenever we saw him. Those first two issues only made sense if they happened right after he lost his hammer.

Unworthy Thor owning Proxima Midnight, Black Swan and the Collector is pretty cool. I want to make an Unworthy Thor respect thread. Except his loss to Ulik where he was depressed he's been a beast.

He was a punk overall including respect in fights

No, he wasn't.

what do you mean.

😂 Really? You can't think of any...? [/B]

No, I really don't think of any instance where Thor has destroyed a solar system with shockwaves. Even godblast isn't that powerful.

Originally posted by abhilegend
It was a herd of trolls and not every troll was shown.

But I like how when it comes to Thor every time it's a cheapshot.

Except when he is down for the count and Ulik is standing over him. Even you said it was a loss.

No, he wasn't.

No, I really don't think of any instance where Thor has destroyed a solar system with shockwaves. Even godblast isn't that powerful.

Why are you using god killer's feat?

It was Orion as explicitly stated.

Thor stomps. The guy blocked an attack from an Abstract with one arm.

https://m.vk.com/photo-94595957_366780793?list=post-94595957_228

He was also withstanding hits from it...

https://m.vk.com/photo-94595957_366780742?list=post-94595957_228

Yet couldn't cut Power Man.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yet couldn't cut Power Man.

No white man will cut a member of the jackson five, not in that book.

Don't know why Dark is bringing up lows. His statement doesn't go against what I said. Thor withstood attacks from an Abstract, Orion got knocked out by First Born. There's a difference in power showings here.

Because Orion's lows are being thrashed by First Born,someone who was fighting GoW WW.

Thor's lows are.....Power Man and Ulik.

We take averages,no?

Orion's highs are taking attacks from solar system level attacks. Thor's highs are as you say.

Average two numbers out for me please. 100and 10. The other guy's average is between 90 and 50.

That's why.

Thor didn't lose to Power Man though, he just coulnd't cut him with the axe.

Doesn't really reflect poorly on his capabilities as it relies sorely on the axe. It can slay celestials and beyonders, but not Power Man.

Exactly.

I mean, it's touted as being this all powerful weapon,able to slay Celestials.

And I'm not disagreeing, it is indeed a super powerful weapon.

But on average, let's not pretend it's Celestial level, especially given it's enchantment.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

I love it when you know you've clearly said something hasty and stupid but still refuse to admit it. People, save this thread and reference it for the next time someone knocks Superman down for a panel and proclaim it as a win defining loss.

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11123/111230790/4620761-thorvssuperman5.jpg

I'll take it 👆

👆 lol

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

But on average, let's not pretend it's Celestial level, especially given it's enchantment.

I hope you of all people arent taking that power man stunt seriously

Originally posted by Damborgson

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11123/111230790/4620761-thorvssuperman5.jpg

I'll take it 👆

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