Superman vs Thor

Started by quanchi1127 pages

Originally posted by SquallX
You do know the hammer trick won’t work on Clark right?
Why won't it ?

Originally posted by playa1258
Thor loses by being slower, weaker and less powerful.
Batman was to how did that work out for Superman ?

Thor is more powerful and a better skilled hand to hand combatant.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you're saying it is impossible to place his hammer on Superman's chest while standing up ? Ok he knocks him down with a hammer strike then lays it on him.

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Superman is too quick on the draw for that.

Lol at this thread being a thing, the general concensus in the Superman v Avengers thread is that he'd merk them fast as phuck alonside Thor. Which is accurate.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Superman is too quick on the draw for that.

Lol at this thread being a thing, the general concensus in the Superman v Avengers thread is that he'd merk them fast as phuck alonside Thor. Which is accurate.

WW headbutts him. Thor is much faster than WW in that scene.

Nah, that is based off cherry picking and scripting the fight. Superman gets his ass kicked. He lost to a human being. Reality, kiddo.

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Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Superman is too quick on the draw for that.

Lol at this thread being a thing, the general concensus in the Superman v Avengers thread is that he'd merk them fast as phuck alonside Thor. Which is accurate.


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BTW plot twist: Superman destroys Thor's hammer.

Lol at comparing WW's speed to slowpoke Thor

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Lol at comparing WW's speed to slowpoke Thor
Her headbutt wasn't done in superspeed. Watch the film.

How would have it looked if it was done in super speed? Why wasn't it in the first place iyo?

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
How would have it looked if it was done in super speed? Why wasn't it in the first place iyo?
Superspeed wasn't required to hit Superman. He gets hit all the time from attacks that are not done in superspeed. Quit ignoring all the showings to cherry pick.

Nice assumption but not really.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Superman loves murdering people.

And even worse: when he is killing people, inside his mind the song "hurts so good" is playing.

Superman would never give Thor even a shadow of an opportunity to lay Mjolnir down.

Originally posted by Impediment
Superman would never give Thor even a shadow of an opportunity to lay Mjolnir down.

Nonsense, he's a nice guy. He'd let him lay the hammer down on the ground and surrender to his new Kryptonian overlord.

Someone just refuses to accept that Superman can now officially speed blitz.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Why won't it ?

Remember Captain America that killed multiple people in a War, yet Thor almost feared he was about to lift the hammer in AOU?

Clark may not be the Boy Scout in MOS, but JL, he is a far lighter person mentally.

Plus remember the time Thor tried to murder Captain America with the hammer?

The easy counter to quanchi is to point out that he doesn't think Superman can speedblitz because he doesn't do it 100% of the time, but thinks Thor will put his hammer on Superman's chest somehow even though he doesn't do that even close to 100% of the time.

^ also, even if Thor somehow put his hammer on Superman and he couldn't lift it, I don't imagine why he can't just smash himself down into the earth.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Nice assumption but not really.
What I said is factually correct but your imagination and feelings aren't facts. I win.

Originally posted by SquallX
Remember Captain America that killed multiple people in a War, yet Thor almost feared he was about to lift the hammer in AOU?

Clark may not be the Boy Scout in MOS, but JL, he is a far lighter person mentally.

He didn't lift it. Superman couldn't lift it either. He's no Vision.