All-Star Superman throws his key...

All-Star Superman picks up his key to the Fortress of Solitude and throws it as hard as he can at the following characters individually. They are just standing in one spot and can physically brace themselves, but that's it... What happens to them?

-Surfer
-Thor
-Hulk
-Thanos
-Mangog
-Galactus

*No personal shielding of any kind... Just talking about physical durability.

The key:

he would probably kill everything up to Thanos/Mangog. Galactus no sells it.

If the key weighs half a million tons, nothing happens.

Superman won't be able to throw it far enough to reach.

They all get KOed,Hulk gets blown apart (poss Thanos too actually).

I am basing this on Wolverine and his claws being able to pierce those guys. 500,000 tons thrown by Supes? That should be roughly the same PSI as Logan....

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
If the key weighs half a million tons, nothing happens.

Superman won't be able to throw it far enough to reach.

He's lifting it with essentially one finger and thumb (unless it's a very long key).

And casually chatting away.

^ It's the size of a normal house key.

And I think it's fair to assume that a guy who can easily press upwards of 200 QUINTILLION tons with ONE arm isn't going to have problems throwing a small object that weighs half a million tons, lol.

Yah, I realised in the first panel.

Btw, for those wondering, this is a reminder of ASM's strength level:

Notable for having two Scots writing and drawing it. Morrison and Quitely.

Why notable?

The British 'quintillion' is much larger than the US quintillion. Much much larger.

Mangog takes it, but is injured.

Galactus takes it but is stunned a tiny bit.

Everyone else dies.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
The British 'quintillion' is much larger than the US quintillion. Much much larger.

Not many people are as possessed of such a keen intellect as I.

And Grant Morrison, obviously.

The first time I ever read of this in a DC comic, it was presented as a joke in an issue that seemed to have a lot of inside jokes:

Source: Supergirl #9
Circa: October 2006

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
The first time I ever read of this in a DC comic, it was presented as a joke in an issue that seemed to have a lot of inside jokes:

Source: Supergirl #9
Circa: October 2006

What does that have to do with anything?

😂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Not many people are as possessed of such a keen intellect as I.

And Grant Morrison, obviously.

Grant Morrison does (or at least did) quite a few drugs:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij20DG3axsQ

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So, are you still of the opinion that he can't hurl said key far enough to hit someone?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
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So, are you still of the opinion that he can't hurl said key far enough to hit someone?

I'm actually trying to track down that story or some details about it right now, for even that scan with him pressing on the machine tells us the power of ASM was tripled from what it normally apparently was.

Assuming that he can actually hurl it then it should go straight through just about everyone on that list.

Originally posted by Galan007

lmao