Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

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StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Silent Master
TLJ wasn't an example of passing the torch, it was an example of breaking into someone's house, murdering everyone and stealing the torch.

Correct.

SquallX Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who the hell is "Obiwan Kenodi"?

Squall, get your meds right.

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Surtur Restricted

Think about how much of a b*tch TLJ made Luke.

Dude redeems Darth frickin Vader. Then he is suddenly gonna murder his nephew cuz he had a vision?

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Leaving his friends, staying on the island for years, then killing himself after projecting one illusion.

SquallX Senior Member
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Leaving his friends, staying on the island for years, then killing himself after projecting one illusion.

Don’t forget drinking that milk, and having slave doing everything for him in that island.

Zenwolf Senior Member

^ Were they really slaves if they were on the island before Luke? He said they were Caretakers. The guy did catch and haul his own food with the spear fishing thing.

Surtur Restricted

Lukes addiction to various kinds of milk is troubling. Troubling indeed.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by SquallX
Don’t forget drinking that milk, and having slave doing everything for him in that island.

You don't need to remind me.

It was the worst WTF moment of the whole movie.

As for the aliens, I believe Zen is right, they were doing it out of their own free will.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Surtur
Lukes addiction to various kinds of milk is troubling. Troubling indeed.

What if those alien titties only looked like titties and were actually penises with internalized testicles?

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
What if those alien titties only looked like titties and were actually penises with internalized testicles?

What if they were cloacas (universal openings that lizards and birds have where they shit, piss, and mate from) and he was really squirting shit juice out?

StiltmanFTW CBvF

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I like the way you think, dadude.

Lighter332 Jake Skywalker
Originally posted by dadudemon
What if they were cloacas (universal openings that lizards and birds have where they shit, piss, and mate from) and he was really squirting shit juice out?

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It turns out you guys are ALL correct!

The Thala-Siren ejaculates a mixture of shit, semen and piss all at the same time! 🙂

gold slorg Restricted

lmao wtf was this movie lol lol lol

Raptor22 Senior Member

Originally posted by Surtur
Think about how much of a b*tch TLJ made Luke.

Dude redeems Darth frickin Vader. Then he is suddenly gonna murder his nephew cuz he had a vision?

exactly. I mean Vader took part in blowing up alderan, killed millions, murdered and burned to a crisp lukes aunt and uncle who raised him since birth, kidnapped and tortured his sister, killed his mentor, cut off his hand, froze his best friend in carbonite etc.. Yet Luke was still willing to sacrifice himself to redeem his dead beat dad who he only met a cpl times in his whole life.

Yet with his nephew who hes know since birth, all it took was a nightmare to make him almost kill kylo in his sleep. Wtf

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Originally posted by Lighter332
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[B]It turns out you guys are ALL correct!

The Thala-Siren ejaculates a mixture of shit, semen and piss all at the same time! 🙂 [/B]

Jesus Christ 😐

zeel Senior Member

This is the finally installation in the saga.

This movie should be pushing 4 billion easily topping avatar. It will probably make around 1.2 billion. Disney is already claiming its a success. Take it for what you want.

Darth Thor Senior Member

^ Had a bit of a come back on Christmas Day. 2nd biggest Christmas Day ever after TFA. So we shall see if it can best TLJ when all is said and done.

A billon is pretty much guaranteed at this point.

Either way was the worst Stat Wats film ever for me, so Im certainly not going back to theatres for a rewatch.

Surtur Restricted

Crazed feminist legit uses a stop watch to time how long Rose gets on screen in this movie.(1:16 compared to over 10 mins in the previous film)

Kelly Marie Tran Is in Even Less of The Rise of Skywalker Than We Thought

Lighter332 Jake Skywalker

Originally posted by Darth Thor
^ Had a bit of a come back on Christmas Day. 2nd biggest Christmas Day ever after TFA. So we shall see if it can best TLJ when all is said and done.

A billon is pretty much guaranteed at this point.

Either way was the worst Stat Wats film ever for me, so Im certainly not going back to theatres for a rewatch.

A billion after Disney has bought 300 Million+ in seats - so as to manipulate the appearance of ticket-sales.

The reason they aren't planning to make hardly any movies after this, is because TROS barely broke even.

They probably will make 400 Million tops against a 300 Million budget.

That kind of sales doesn't usually guarantee any more films in a series.

TROS is a disguised-flop.

Surtur Restricted

I feel bad for the people who thought "lets go have some fun on christmas day and see star wars!". Imagine the disappointment. They'd be better off if George Lucas drove by in a limo and whipped a large piece of coal at their heads.