Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus119 pages

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Right, because it's not the director's ****ing job to "make a direct response to nostalgia". The director's job was to make a Star Wars movie. Rian Johnson is/was free to make his own little documentary or youtube piece, deconstructing the franchise and shitting on the concept of fandom. You don't use a major installment of the franchise (literally the 8th movie in the ****ing series)... to shit on the franchise. When Chris Avellone wanted to show how whack Star Wars is, he didn't make Episode 6, he made KOTOR 2 (which is widely considered the best Star Wars game ever made).

To use a metaphor: if you build a house from the ground up, and then you pay a guy to come in and install a set of windows, and as soon he's inside your house he starts ripping out your carpet because he thinks its ugly, replaces your drapes, throws out all your silverware and furniture and starts lecturing you on proper home decor, would you vibe with that and be like "damn dude, thanks for telling me how much I suck" or would you be like "nigga I just paid you to install some windows, get the **** out" and fire his ass on the spot?

He and by extension his movie earned every iota of hate they've ever received. TLJ being basically retconned out of history is karmic justice.

This. TLJ was Rian masturbating to how clever he is for "subverting expectations". I'm not sure when tearing something down and being unexpected became synonymous with intelligence.

If he wanted to make a comment on SW, he should've made a separate movie. Shitting on the Skywalker legacy and ruining the Trilogy makes him a shit director. Part of being a director is understanding the LT consequences of your movie, and where in the large narrative it fits.

Originally posted by Quincy
The discourse around this movie and the "sequel trilogy" is fascinating if not out-right disgusting. It gives me a headache thinking about Star Wars. There are so many weird little sub-groups of hate and anger over them that it's overwhelming to the point of parody.

I get such a pang of what I can only describe as "second-hand embarrassment" whenever anyone talks about being "real fans" and how they are "taking back canon." It makes me cringe.

I didn't really "get" TLJ when it came out because it was something different and I felt blind-sided. It took me awhile to understand the messages of the flick and how it was a direct response to nostalgia. It's really ****ing smart. But a lot people (not EVERY critic) were mad because it mixed things up and made bolder choices.

This most recent film gave up any sort of creativity in order to wank people - the loudest assholes in the room. And watching it happen in real time at the theater was such a bizarre experience. One of the more surreal moments in the movie theater itself was this older guy (had to be in his late 40's or something) clapping at cameos and "woo-ing." There was something incredibly sad about it all. I don't mean that in a hateful way like "**** that guy how sad is his life that he enjoys things" but in a way I can't really put my finger on.

I don't understand your confusion. Any franchise as large as SW will have extreme fans due to the sheer size of the fanbase. However, TLJ turned the commentary espescially toxic, and anyone who understands human nature would expect as much.

People become emotionally attached to concepts, ideas, and even fictional characters (Luke). Whether this is right or wrong doesn't matter, it's a part of human nature. TLJ tore that down violently, without any real remorse, and did so in the 8th episode of a 9 movie series. Rian knew what he was doing, and the Star Wars Universe is worse for it.

I'm not sure why calling people who enjoy the PT themes/narratives are assholes, but I'd argue your mentality is just as toxic.

Originally posted by Quincy
Really? We got to see him grow and struggle and overcome. What could be better?

He didn't grow. He regressed. It was a terrible representation of the Luke we knew. He was a weak, and whiny coward.

We didn't have a single lightsaber fight with Luke aside from the brief scuffle with Rey. Luke Skywalker at no point had an actual Lightsaber fight against an opponent. I'm starting to recall the movie and all the missed opportunities. I've never been as confused and as disappointed in a movie before as I was for the TLJ.

Old clip but someone has made it so he's ragging on SW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNyTF_iiAR8

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I don't understand your confusion. Any franchise as large as SW will have extreme fans due to the sheer size of the fanbase. However, TLJ turned the commentary espescially toxic, and anyone who understands human nature would expect as much.

People become emotionally attached to concepts, ideas, and even fictional characters (Luke). Whether this is right or wrong doesn't matter, it's a part of human nature. TLJ tore that down violently, without any real remorse, and did so in the 8th episode of a 9 movie series. Rian knew what he was doing, and the Star Wars Universe is worse for it.

I'm not sure why calling people who enjoy the PT themes/narratives are assholes, but I'd argue your mentality is just as toxic.

Oh I'm not like...confused that people like things. I felt a weird level of confusion watching The Rise of Skywalker. It felt pandering and bizarre - surreal is how I described it.

When you say PT do you mean Prequel Trilogy? I mean the loud assholes in the room being like "Rose is a mongoloid" and sending death threats to literally anyone who is involved in creating these movies. I don't know how you'd equate that kind of toxic behavior to me saying "the discourse with this movie is fascinating, man - so weird"

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
He didn't grow. He regressed. It was a terrible representation of the Luke we knew. He was a weak, and whiny coward.

We didn't have a single lightsaber fight with Luke aside from the brief scuffle with Rey. Luke Skywalker at no point had an actual Lightsaber fight against an opponent. I'm starting to recall the movie and all the missed opportunities. I've never been as confused and as disappointed in a movie before as I was for the TLJ.

That's...not how temptation works. Luke could always be described as whiny. Like that's one of the giant jokes in Star Wars fandom. I'd state this was the most self-assured Luke we've seen in a long time - wrong as he was for doubting the force.

As for your complaint about not having a lightsaber fight with Luke...

I don't know man that's pretty telling. The most important thing Luke Skywalker ever did was throw down his lightsaber so....like? I don't know man.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Right, because it's not the director's ****ing job to "make a direct response to nostalgia". The director's job was to make a Star Wars movie. Rian Johnson is/was free to make his own little documentary or youtube piece, deconstructing the franchise and shitting on the concept of fandom. You don't use a major installment of the franchise (literally the 8th movie in the ****ing series)... to shit on the franchise. When Chris Avellone wanted to show how whack Star Wars is, he didn't make Episode 6, he made KOTOR 2 (which is widely considered the best Star Wars game ever made).

To use a metaphor: if you build a house from the ground up, and then you pay a guy to come in and install a set of windows, and as soon he's inside your house he starts ripping out your carpet because he thinks its ugly, replaces your drapes, throws out all your silverware and furniture and starts lecturing you on proper home decor, would you vibe with that and be like "damn dude, thanks for telling me how much I suck" or would you be like "nigga I just paid you to install some windows, get the **** out" and fire his ass on the spot?

He and by extension his movie earned every iota of hate they've ever received. TLJ being basically retconned out of history is karmic justice.

Wait why do you think he was shitting on the concept of "fandom?"

Like the ending shot of the movie is literally a kid being inspired by the heroes of Star Wars.

Everyone thinks Kylo Ren's line of "let the past die" is some kind of thesis, but forget Kylo Ren is the bad-guy?

Again man like...I'm not trying to get everyone worked up but like...it's not being retconned like...that's canon stuff.

Originally posted by ares834
Not turn him into a pathetic shell of his former self or contradict his characterization?

I hear this a lot about Luke's characterization but to me the whole journey we go on with Luke is one with him failing or being overwhelmed or being tempted with violence and fear and ultimately choosing non-violence. It comes off to me that some fans had issue with Luke not being perfect or not being like...the ultimate hero guy. But like...he is, man. People took it personal when he was like "What did you think I was going to stare down the whole first order with a laser sword?" and then forget that he actually does that - AND by being the Luke of old - by doing it without violence. That's ****ing dope, dude.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I can only hope you're being sarcastic with this one.

No I really dig it. Rey spends the TFA and TLJ desperately looking for some kind of proof that she comes from somewhere important - that she has some grand destiny like in the heroes she grew up with (that the entire galaxy at this point has grown up with.) Like literally the worst thing in the world she could hear is "you're trash and you come from literal garbage." And then Kylo is like "you've been looking to belong but you ****ing dont - but to me you do." And then offers her a place to be - someone who values her for what she can do and who she is - and she ****ing rejects that shit because she's a god damn Jedi it's rad af.

I get it if you don't roll with it but that kind of story telling is lights out.

Originally posted by Quincy
Wait why do you think he was shitting on the concept of "fandom?"

Like the ending shot of the movie is literally a kid being inspired by the heroes of Star Wars.

Everyone thinks Kylo Ren's line of "let the past die" is some kind of thesis, but forget Kylo Ren is the bad-guy?

Again man like...I'm not trying to get everyone worked up but like...it's not being retconned like...that's canon stuff.

You're rambling. What part of my overall point do you disagree with?

I don't know mate, your reaction was a bit more long-winded than mine but if you want specifics, I disagree with this idea that Rian Johnson somehow destroyed Star Wars and tried to correct it or somehow shit on the concept of fandom.

Is two paragraphs really long-winded?

It was 3 Paragraphs you dummy

Obi wan couldn’t even use the force to get the buzz droids off his ship and Anakin couldn’t either.

Pretty hapless

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Obi wan couldn’t even use the force to get the buzz droids off his ship and Anakin couldn’t either.

Pretty hapless

Not as bad as

Spoiler:
Kylo getting gangbanged by Knights of Ren
😛

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
It was 3 Paragraphs you dummy
2 sentences don't make a paragraph

Issue with Luke was him giving up on his nephew, on his friends, his family, the Galaxy and the Jedi, all because of Kylo turning.

He literally sat around feeling sorry for himself whilst Kylo went around murdering people, whilst the FO destroyed the Republic killing Billions, and letting Han Solo be killed.

What he did at the end to save the last remaining few people in the Resistance was too little too late.

Yes he whined in ANH. But that was his journey. From whiny kid to Jedi Knight. And yes he made mistakes along the way, but the last thing he was, was a quitter. He always had hope, and always fought for the Galaxy, and for his friends, and becoming a Jedi was the most important thing to him. Heck he wouldnt even give up on Vader. But his Own nephew can go to hell?

And when we were all waiting to see him, this great Jedi, who we saw his journey becoming a Knight, 30years on as the greatest Jedi Master ever, we got a selfish whiny old man who just sat around whilst the Galaxy burned. And needed Rey the true hero of the saga to teach the Jedi Master to believe again.

Go f*** yourself Rian. And you too KK.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Yeah there's a lot to criticize about Palpatine's presence but other than that, it was overall ok. Especially when it came to Rei vs Kylo.
Spoiler:
as good as the fight scene on the Death Star wreckage was that some will later in the future call an iconic moment, I feel the one where they fought through a Force Link with the scene changing every time was seriously underrated.
Agreed. I thought they should have fleshed out all the new Force stuff way more, among other things.

A new Star Wars movie out and no Quan? Is he still mad about being temp banned last Summer?

Originally posted by Quincy
I don't know mate, your reaction was a bit more long-winded than mine but if you want specifics, I disagree with this idea that Rian Johnson somehow destroyed Star Wars and tried to correct it or somehow shit on the concept of fandom.

I think what you're missing is the vitriolic approach Rian had to criticisms of his writing and handling of the characters.

Rian was combative from the start. He comes off as also vindictive, a well. Few people really know why. Some guesses, like Blaxican's, point to Rian wanting to shit on one of the largest fandoms in the world "because he can."

But Blaxican is missing is the executive committee who approved his work and approach, every step of the way. It was a Disney decision.

So, yes, Rian was a weirdo butthole and his approach seemed to be purposefully "f*ck you, I'm God."

Also, Mark Hamil clearly got an ass-chewing and reprimand as he toned down his "I don't like what they did with Luke's character" comments.

Also, I come from the group of people who loved the Prequel Trilogy A LOT, and had to put up with moronic PT-Haters for over 15 years. I thought TFA was alright. A very safe but somewhat disjointed Ep 7. Ep 8...if we pretend Star Wars doesn't exist, is an okay movie. A little bit stupid at times, but a decent Sci-Fi movie. Ep 9 is hilarious hot garbage in context and out.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not as bad as
Spoiler:
Kylo getting gangbanged by Knights of Ren
😛

😂

Originally posted by Badabing
Agreed. I thought they should have fleshed out all the new Force stuff way more, among other things.

A new Star Wars movie out and no Quan? Is he still mad about being temp banned last Summer?

He thinks Imp unfairly Banned him considering Josh Alexander is a complete buffoon troll and never got banned for doing the same thing.

anyone want a finn disney plus series

Originally posted by Badabing
Agreed. I thought they should have fleshed out all the new Force stuff way more, among other things.

A new Star Wars movie out and no Quan? Is he still mad about being temp banned last Summer?

No he did post about it and left again

^ Yeah.

"Betrayed."

😂

Originally posted by Inhuman
https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/star-wars-expanded-universe-not-canon/

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