Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

How can a Star Wars movie suck so f*cking much?

How?

TPM and AotC are masterpieces compared to Rian's film.

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Originally posted by Surtur
Yeah if Luke hadn't shown up they'd all have been killed cuz Rose stopped Finn. She had no clue Luke would be coming either.

A female character I wish got more screen time was Captain Phasma.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Or if Kylo realized Luke wasn't leaving massive RED footprints... EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE ELSE DID...

Rian Johnson is the worst idiot on this planet.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
That just sounds like you hate the actress. Is there a reason we should?

To be fair I dont like most (if not all) of the NT characters. And at the very least changing some of the actors might help a bit.
The writing also sucks but at least it would be something decent to look at, instead of looking at people that look like they are straight out of your local Walmart.

Originally posted by Inhuman
To be fair I dont like most (if not all) of the NT characters.

Because... they're simply not likeable.

But Rose is on a different level, you hate her from the first film frame.

Originally posted by Surtur

😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Million reasons.

She is awkward as f*ck... playing a sidekick to Finn, who should've never been included in this trilogy in the first place...

Don't care what she looks like on ig (I realize some heavily altered photosessions by pros made her look good) --- in TLJ, she's a gecko-level abomination that makes you vomit, wastes our time with SHITTY pointless filler scenes and acts retarded.

YouTube video

^ Everyone at the theater got cancer at the same time, ffs.

Even if the actress is a horrible person (maybe she is, I dunno), it still sounds like you hate the character (and rightly so) more than the person playing her.

The only thing I heard about her was the whole "going off social media" thing. Which is bollocks anyway, but I wanted to know if there was something else I'd missed.

Originally posted by Inhuman
To be fair I dont like most (if not all) of the NT characters. And at the very least changing some of the actors might help a bit.
The writing also sucks but at least it would be something decent to look at, instead of looking at people that look like they are straight out of your local Walmart.

I can't remember where I saw it, but I swear I saw something that said that they'd "uglied up" some of the women in the movie like Ridley and Tran. I'd well believe it's true, knowing Disney's track record.

Well, yeah. No particular reason to hate the person herself.

But... it was HER performance... easy to blame everything on the script - it's not how it works. Making a movie is a team effort.

"Army" effort even, if we consider how many people worked on ST.

Kelly could've tried, y'know, to be less obnoxious in TLJ.

Originally posted by Lighter332
YouTube video

[B]Rey: I'm Rey - I make minimum wage here. What's your name?

Tanner: yAaY!

Rey: No, I asked you what your name is.

Tanner: Momma says I didn't get enough oxygen in the womb.

Rey: Oh... did you journey long to get here?

Tanner: i jUsT MeT ChEwBaCcA.

Rey: Isn't he great?

Tanner: He's an EwOk.

Rey: No...

Tanner: YaAY!

Rey: ....

Rey: Do you have any skills?

Tanner: i just pooped in my diaper... [/B]

I don't get it.

Why did you post this? Is your point that he pretended to be mentally handicap to get special attention from a Rey actor at the park?

Originally posted by -Pr-
😂

Hey, all I'm saying is this: Before Boba got his stuff in the EU, he was the tool that got dumped in to the sarlaac by a blind Han Solo.

Ahsoka Tano at the start of the CW was ****ing reviled.

Hell, even go outside of Star Wars. How many comics characters have started off being hated by the fanbase, only to find their niche later.

I don't like Disney. I don't like the new trilogy. But I would like to see if anyone could turn the Rose hate train around. Call it morbid curiosity.

For Boba, he was loved and adored by many fans when first introduced in ESB. He had an immediate cult following. Many fans were super upset when he was killed by a blind Han Solo in RotJ and it was one of the reasons so many fans were buttmad about RotJ (saying it was stupid, the worst, Ewoks, hur dur!).

For Ahsoka Tano, she also had an instant fan-following. Instant! You don't even know, man! It was terrible, all over the net. Weebs, weebs everywhere! Fan art, fan pronz. It was gross. I have no idea where you got this idea that she was hated. Not even close. In fact, I never once read hate for her when her character was first introduced. There was hate for the movie, but not her character.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Only way to fix Rose is to reveal that she is a shapeshifter/Clawdite like Zam Wessel in AOTC. And that the look we know her by isn't how she normally looks. She can shift to different appearances.
She could get a short mini series 4 to 6 episodes with a new actress.
Plot is that she had to ditch her old look because the remnants of the Empire are aware of how she normally looks so she has to adopt a new look for survival. She cannot go back to her old look because she would be hunted and killed by bounty hunters.
She decides to adopt the look of her deceased sister that was also a shapeshifter.

Rose is fixed 👆

No other way would work.

Just like Jar Jar

Spoiler:
being a Sith would have fixed that character some what.

It would have also made more sense for why Jar Jar's character was banned. It's stupid that he would be banned JUST for being clumsy. It would have been super cool if Palps was targeting Naboo because he felt strong dark side Force from Naboo and wanted it destroyed while he works his way to Emperor. And it was Jar Jar. And the Gungans banned Jar Jar because he was doing some dark things in the shadows but they had no evidence.

Okay, it's decided: Imma draft the script. lol

Pr is making shit up, because he secretly loves Rose.

Originally posted by dadudemon
For Boba, he was loved and adored by many fans when first introduced in ESB. He had an immediate cult following. Many fans were super upset when he was killed by a blind Han Solo in RotJ and it was one of the reasons so many fans were buttmad about RotJ (saying it was stupid, the worst, Ewoks, hur dur!).

For Ahsoka Tano, she also had an instant fan-following. Instant! You don't even know, man! It was terrible, all over the net. Weebs, weebs everywhere! Fan art, fan pronz. It was gross. I have no idea where you got this idea that she was hated. Not even close. In fact, I never once read hate for her when her character was first introduced. There was hate for the movie, but not her character.

I get that Boba had fans. My original point was that there really wasn't very much to the character until the EU fleshed him out.

Ahsoka had a following among some, yes. But there was a huge negative backlash towards her. It pretty much vanished as the clones wars found its feet though, and she was developed.

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I feel like I'm getting off-topic, though. I don't like Rose as a character. Hell, I don't like most of them outside of BB-8 and Finn in TFA. Rey is a crappy Mary Sue, Poe has no real arc to speak of, Kylo is a really ****ing bad retread of Anakin, and Rose is a god-awful author-insert for the kind of people that care more about what colour someone is than the content of their character.

She's a shit character, but if Disney wants to dig this hole deeper, I say hand them a ****ing shovel. I don't think any character is beyond being written well, though.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Poe has no real arc to speak of

What about his legendary "your mom" arc at the beginning of TLJ?!

Rian Johnson is a genius filmmaker.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
What about his legendary "your mom" arc at the beginning of TLJ?!

Rian Johnson is a genius filmmaker.

Yeah... The less said about that shit, the better. Too much of that movie was "look at how ****ing clever I am" kinds of shit.

The latest movie made Poe a former smuggler so...

DON'T U FEEL NOSTALGIC CUZ HAN SOLO WAS A SMUGGLER

Originally posted by Surtur
The latest movie made Poe a former smuggler so...

DON'T U FEEL NOSTALGIC CUZ HAN SOLO WAS A SMUGGLER

That reminds me of a thought I had after seeing the movie: If TROS was an attempt to please the fanboys... What ****ing fanboys were they talking to?

Nobody knows. Let us all just be glad they didn't decide to make it so Rey turns out to be Kylo's sister.

Originally posted by Surtur
Nobody knows. Let us all just be glad they didn't decide to make it so Rey turns out to be Kylo's sister.

You missed the party, huh?

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Its heavily implied, but was just short of a confirmation.

Btw if true it makes

Spoiler:
Rey and Kylo related

Originally posted by Galan007
Palpatine being responsible for creating Anakin was the HEAVY implication here:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=16783524#post16783524

And the writer of the series(Charles Soule) stated in an interview that all the visions Vader witnessed in that issue were FIXED events --things that would(or already did) happen-- and not just possibilities/tricks of the mind:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=16783561#post16783561

So yeah...

Originally posted by -Pr-
That reminds me of a thought I had after seeing the movie: If TROS was an attempt to please the fanboys... What ****ing fanboys were they talking to?

The fanboys with Down Syndrome.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't get it.

Why did you post this? Is your point that he pretended to be mentally handicap to get special attention from a Rey actor at the park?

It's hilarious, that's the point. And yes, Rey gave the guy special attention because he's retarded.

Because the only way you get special attention from any of the Rey actresses there, is if you are seven years-old - OR - if you are an adult with the mental-capacity of a seven year-old.

Originally posted by Lighter332
It's hilarious, that's the point. And yes, Rey gave the guy special attention because he's retarded.

Because the only way you get special attention from any of the Rey actresses there, is if you are seven years-old - OR - if you are an adult with the mental-capacity of a seven year-old.

As opposed to... Who, exactly?

Originally posted by -Pr-
As opposed to... Who, exactly?

The Rey actresses there ignore the adults and only interact with the kids while in character.

The only way an adult man will get special attention from Rey is if she thinks he has Down Syndrome or something.