Silver Jobber vs Martian Manjobber

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carver9 Senior Member

Aaaahhhh, I see which individuals are saying this. Please disregard my comment above.

One Big Mob Dead

Like a master butcher, the Derrick knows where to carve to get the best possible cuts.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by carver9
Aaaahhhh, I see which individuals are saying this. Please disregard my comment above.
Do you need a safe space to retreat to, or are you going to put on your big boy pants today and argue otherwise?

carver9 Senior Member
Originally posted by One Big Mob
Like a master butcher, the Derrick knows where to carve to get the best possible cuts.

I forgot I gave out my real name.

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Ricky9 is more of an apron and galoshes guy, than a man who wears pants. With the kind of lacerations he deals out, you can't be wearing anything too restrictive.

Big boy boots would be more apt

krisblaze Senior Member

Derrick sounds a lot better than Pajeet tho.

Carter's got Abighail beat in another area.

celeyhyga17 Yawning Void

Originally posted by carver9
I forgot I gave out my real name.

Carter

playa1258 Fear is the mind killer

JJ is tougher, stronger, smarter and a better fighter but Surfer has him beat in sheer power and options.

CBR Surfer vs CV Martian Manhunter is the real match up.

celeyhyga17 Yawning Void

Surfer turns to cosmic fire. J'onn melts

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Originally posted by krisblaze
Derrick sounds a lot better than Pajeet tho.

Carter's got Abighail beat in another area.

I know you're joking, but I'm pretty sure Abhijeet is quite popular in there. It'd be like Chris in America. We all can't replace our C's with K's afterall.

That being said

http://klaq.com/worldwide-penis-survey-heres-the-chart-were-talking-about-this-a-m/

krisblaze Senior Member

Can't or won't?

And Norway used to be higher on that list. We've taken in too many rapefugees with tiny penes.

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You can't have every country having their own fake spelling of Chris. You'd start having the equivalent of Hoodlisa tier names to make them work.
DeCris
C-Ris
SipCrisPopPercs
Chrys
Krys

There's only so many ways you can bastardize a word until you need a new one

krisblaze Senior Member

It's from Khristóphoros, you ****s added the C.

h1a8 Senior Member

Surfer should wins this, especially give MM weakness.
Plus Surfer is faster.

One Big Mob Dead

Originally posted by krisblaze
It's from Khristóphoros, you ****s added the C.

Nope, Christopher.

krisblaze Senior Member

I'll kill you.

And I'll frame Abhi by leaving your iron man mask in his unused toilet.

One Big Mob Dead

ChrisBlaze might be able to, but not KissGayz.

I'm pretty sure only not every house has a "toilet" in India. They have to line up with a bucket of water for the public room with the hole. Hence the whole shitting everywhere fad.

Your plan has failed before it even began pal. I'd come to your house and plug your toilet with kleenex and there'd be nothing you could do about it.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Kristosophia.

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

Originally posted by Philosophía
*Surfer has most abilities J'onn has, but most of them at a lower level.

Philo, the ONLY ability I'd say MM has at a higher level (because he's used it more) is TP. In every other category, Surfer is superior. He really can do anything MM does and more.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by zopzop
Philo, the ONLY ability I'd say MM has at a higher level (because he's used it more) is TP. In every other category, Surfer is superior. He really can do anything MM does and more.
Zop, we go by on panel feats, not what we'd like the character to do, and use 'he doesn't do it enough' as an excuse. Martian Manhunter, in terms of actual TP feats, is orders of magnitude above what Surfer has ever displayed. The same goes in terms of shapeshifting - and it's not even close. The same goes for speed [combat, not travel]. This is like saying both Spiderman and Superman have super-strength, super-speed and superhuman durability, but Spiderman can also web people up and has the spider-sense [in terms of TP, it's even worse than this]. We can go over the feats, if you'd like.

Surfer is more durable, and with vastly more energy versatility. I'm not saying J'onn beats Surfer [though a case certainly could be made, depending on how the weakness is presented, but J'onn's glass chin is pretty bad - thus Jobberhunter], but in terms of 'shared abilities', J'onn is general has him beat.