Silver Jobber vs Martian Manjobber

Started by celeyhyga177 pages

Was gonna say combat speed in terms of limb movement w/o board Manhunter def.. Surfer using his board during combat is pretty darn fast.Travel speed im guessing Surfer has him beat there. Definitely in tp J'onn obvs.

What shape shifting fts of Jon's are better than Surfers?

Originally posted by carver9
What shape shifting fts of Jon's are better than Surfers?

His shape-shifting overpowers multiple Justice-Leaguers:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/2/27470/1020243-martian_manhunter_v2_07___16.jpg

Modifies his molecular-structure during the fight in response to any thought Ultraman forms:
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2010/02/hdmartianmanhunter.jpg

Literally shape-shifts into Wonder Woman down to her nervous system and merges with her body:
https://static.comicvine.com/api/image/original/2633842-1.png
https://static.comicvine.com/api/image/original/2633843-2.png

J'onn can shapeshift into extinct moon-busting dragons:

[something tells me you think showing Surfer usiing energy projection to bust a planet, will mean that his shapeshifting is comparable. Speaking of misfiring brains..]

J'onn can shapeshift his brain to mimic Joker's:
https://origin-static.comicvine.gamespot.com/api/image/original/2633879-2.png

He can shape-shift his DNA to contain the Hourman virus:
http://photobucket.com/gallery/user/Manjaro_/media/cGF0aDovZGNjb21pY3MxTTJwZzE0LmpwZw==/?ref=

Or can move his brain all over his body to avoid TP control:
https://origin-static.comicvine.gamespot.com/api/image/original/2650622-1.png

Meanwhile, Surfer can, uhm, turn to snow and change himself to another humanoid.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Janus lol, welcome back

lol, thanks.

Couldn't resist posting again ... Can't let Surfer be insulted this bad 🙁.

Originally posted by carver9
Wwwwwooowwwww, long time no see. Good to have you back.

Thanks!

KMC seems to have quietened down a lot.

I fell out of love with comics ... And had a change of life circumstances. Now I mostly game, but the whole James Gunn thing got me back here to see what everyone was thinking .. lol.

Good to see you again.

Originally posted by abhilegend
😂

Careful now, you know you can only afford one diaper a day!

Originally posted by janus77
Thanks!

KMC seems to have quietened down a lot.

I fell out of love with comics ... And had a change of life circumstances. Now I mostly game, but the whole James Gunn thing got me back here to see what everyone was thinking .. lol.

Good to see you again.

Welcome back.

Have you seen the open letter thing that was posted recently on twitter?

Originally posted by janus77
Careful now, you know you can only afford one diaper a day!

ermm

Originally posted by zopzop
Philo, the ONLY ability I'd say MM has at a higher level (because he's used it more) is TP. In every other category, Surfer is superior. He really can do anything MM does and more.

MM is stronger and is better at shapeshifting and phasing.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Welcome back.

Have you seen the open letter thing that was posted recently on twitter?


Hey, thanks.

Not seen the actual letter, but I have heard that the GotG crew signed off on a letter to reload the Gunn.

Originally posted by janus77
Hey, thanks.

Not seen the actual letter, but I have heard that the GotG crew signed off on a letter to reload the Gunn.

Well, here it is:

"Sure he might have slid a couple fingers in some little boys, but aside from the child molestation, he was a real cool and fun guy. I wouldn't bring my kids around him but I'd have a couple shots with the guy and shoot the shit. Guy once co-signed a mortgage for me on my house. Great guy. I can't stress enough how good of a guy he is as long as no little boys are in the vicinity."

Thanks for that ... Interesting letter, seemed like it was headed towards a public call for a campaign to bring him back, only to swerve into banalities and faux profundities about the modern age.

Shame. They should just have written: "They were only jokes, no one got hurt, get the **** over yourselves you incredibly overly sensitive fools. Oh and bring James Gunn back or we kill off Drax!".

I think that would have worked.

Could you imagine lefties calling anyone oversensitive?

They'd do that without even flinching. Look at all the Feminist "male tears" stuff ...

They have yet to evolve to self-awareness.

The problem is with everyone opposing the censorious Left, because The Right are no better. They want to censor and restrict and suppress too, just not as thoroughly and crazily as The Left.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Could you imagine lefties calling anyone oversensitive?
They're an outrage machine. All you need is to nudge them a bit in their own backyard, and they eat themselves. Which is happening, slowly, but surely. Every time a feminist meeting puts the 'white women' at the back, or trans-men start beating women at every sport, there's a buzz going in the back of their head, getting louder, and louder.

I love hearing some of them gasp towards "it shouldn't apply to us, it's in bad faith" in their dying breath.

The funniest evolution of the Left, is "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminism".

Dykes that discriminate against chicks with dicks.

They had a bit of a protest at the London PRIDE march. Hilarious stuff.

Originally posted by janus77
The funniest evolution of the Left, is "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminism".

Dykes that discriminate against chicks with dicks.

They had a bit of a protest at the London PRIDE march. Hilarious stuff.


THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS, ONLY DUDES WITH T*TS!

This is a matter that stumped even Aristotle. I will not argue the point.

Surfer turns the air around Martian Manhunter to fire 10/10... easy win.