Originally posted by NemeBroHe can't even do 10 "lady pushups", so my bet is on the pencil-necked dweeb. Effeminate men may be girly, but they can still do a few pushups.
Is Surtur a girly man in the sense that he's a pencil-necked dweeb, or is he small, effeminate, and cute? I like guys that resemble the latter, and sometimes I wish my own boyfriend could be ever so slightly more delicate.
Either way, he'd still be the bottom boy if you phucked him.
Originally posted by dadudemon
I honestly don't know. I just assumed he was skinny-fat. He seems like a skinny-fat type. He could turn his fitness around in less than 3 months if he wanted.
Skinny-Fat is what I call "soggy", it's a guy who is neither really fat or skinny, but they have the muscle mass, density and definition of someone who has avoided doing physical activities their entire life, never helped a buddy move a couch, never carried a box up the stairs. Bring in the groceries? Phuck that, I've got sitting on the coach to do. etc. They have just enough muscle mass to move their bodies around from point A to point B, barely.
This is different than classic fat or skinny guys, both of which can have muscle and/or strength that you may not see because they work out or do other physical strength activities.
eg 10+ years ago, strong guy at my gym was this guy in his late 40's, fat guy. I mean fat. But he had some serious dense muscle mass under that fat. He'd bench press 600+ while making the angry mating sounds of a walrus. Had great feats of strength with his back, shoulders and legs as well, he wasn't a one-trick-pony. Dude had some seriously impressive strength is what I'm saying.
Originally posted by RobtardI've actually been told not to do pullovers as it sets off tendonitis but I still do them once every two weeks, silly but I have a few ice packs and sprays ready.
If Surt can't do a few push ups, I guarantee he can't do a pull up, let alone up and over it.Surt, get to work! New Years's resolution is to not be such a lazy weak ass.
Originally posted by cdtm
Real men look like Walking Dead zombies.That's the long distance runner look. Lean, mean, emancipated.
How I used to look, before countless injuries.
Originally posted by RobtardLike all truly evil people, he is fascinating in a churns your stomach up sort of way. He literally ran every major road in the UK, visited every town. Everyone in the UK knows someone who met him. He was bizarre beyond bizarre and clearly had amazing endurance.
Saville's the king of the pedos, yeah?
Originally posted by Putinbot1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1edrQ8yIu9Q
He even runs out with a cigar. 😆 Totally something I would do.
People harping on about 'men are stronger than women' yet nobody bringing up the fact that generally, woman have greater levels of endurance than men. To be fair, I know a few feminists who are the same, they're like; 'Oh you're so right, women do possess more endurance than men.' yet they fly into a rage when told that men are stronger in general. 'That's complete and utter bullsh*t, I can think of three women that are stronger than Paul Reubens, so there!'