Women in the work place: don't hire them and avoid them

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is awesome. haermm

It's likely that almost no one can do that many on this board. Not even I can do that many.

👆

I'm pretty sure you could, if you pushed it.

Also, this means I'm the best soldier/rifle shooter by the standards set 👆

Originally posted by BackFire
One more surgery and you get one free.

😂

Originally posted by Surtur
Yeah, he sure got me! He can do more pushups than someone who has had multiple back surgeries. Totally negates the biological fact women are, on average, physically weaker than men.

#GotEm.

hmm

I legit don't buy your excuse. My old workout buddy had scoliosis. Back surgeries, etc. He was strong. He was out only 3 months after each surgery. He went through Physical Therapy. And I am almost 100% positive he had worse issues than you. He still didn't make the excuses you did.

You lazy excuse maker! Stop whining and get in shape, fatty!

Originally posted by Robtard
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I'm pretty sure you could, if you pushed it.

Also, this means I'm the best soldier/rifle shooter by the standards set 👆

You'd have to prove your combat scenario prowess and ability to hike with a ruck, first.

How is your aim?

I have really good aim in Counter Strike.

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm

I legit don't buy your excuse. My old workout buddy had scoliosis. Back surgeries, etc. He was strong. He was out only 3 months after each surgery. He went through Physical Therapy. And I am almost 100% positive he had worse issues than you. He still didn't make the excuses you did.

You lazy excuse maker! Stop whining and get in shape, fatty!

Your personal anecdote sure put me in my place.

#GotEmAgain

See Surt, your problem is that you didn't have scoliosis.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You'd have to prove your combat scenario prowess and ability to hike with a ruck, first.

How is your aim?

I can do 100 pushups, so my aim is 100%, obviously.

Originally posted by Robtard
I can do 100 pushups, so my aim is 100%, obviously.

Math checks out. /thread

Originally posted by Surtur
Your personal anecdote sure put me in my place.

#GotEmAgain

I remember the f*cking Miz on those real world road rules challenges on MTV.

Dude got drunk once and was breaking shit and calling himself the Miz. This was before he came near the WWF.

I love The Miz, he's much better than DDM.

Originally posted by BackFire
I love The Miz, he's much better than DDM.

Backfire: "I love cheesecake. It's much better than a pile of poop."

Well...yeah. 😐

Wait did you just compare yourself to poo poo?!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Backfire: "I love cheesecake. It's much better than a pile of poop."

Well...yeah. 😐

Bad analogy. Depends on the pile of poop, really.

Originally posted by BackFire
Bad analogy. Depends on the pile of poop, really.

^Misandry. Just dared to say a man said or did something bad.

Men are dirt. Kill whitey.

JESUS WAS A F*CKING MALE!

Jesus was just a magician who was ahead of his time.

Yeah but he was a MALE magician.

Malegician.