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Originally posted by MrMind
Brevoort is such an idiot

If you don't have reaction speed to match your travel speed you would just be running into things, they be literally smashing into planets and objects because they can't dodge it

Yeah I cant even recall how many times Surfer has said something akin to hes maneuvered through asteroid fields yet so and so thinks he can hit him.

Also what about Hyperion or Sentry? Also slower than Spider and Wolverine ?

Idiotic.

Originally posted by MrMind
Brevoort is such an idiot

If you don't have reaction speed to match your travel speed you would just be running into things, they be literally smashing into planets and objects because they can't dodge it

unless their minds are navy computers or the hammer and power cosmic plot the course. Could it be?

Originally posted by MrMind
Brevoort is such an idiot

If you don't have reaction speed to match your travel speed you would just be running into things, they be literally smashing into planets and objects because they can't dodge it

He is not.

Surfer's board is doing all the work for him, as it was revealed to be sentient. Even your crush, abhi, fully agrees with it.

As for Glads or Hyperion --- their actual combat speed performance f*cking sucks most of the time, with Heimdall, Glads only succeeded to beat the distance to him, then got tagged multiple times (and Heimdall is a d-lister with average asgardian speed, which is crap).

So Brevoort is quite right there.

And you agreed with him when we were debating Thor's speed in Phil's thread, so sit quiet or get drowned with cum, pretty boy.

Mjolnir is sentient, the board is sentient. Really, it's like Hal and his ring.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Mjolnir is sentient, the board is sentient. Really, it's like Hal and his ring.

Yes. There is a perfect explanation for those two.

But even those who *should* have the same combat reflexes as travel speed... often failed to prove so on panel.

Sense, no sense - doesn't matter - actual fighting performance is something we consider here.

If Hyperion goes toe to toe with Ultimate Wolverine, then it means his speed is limited to bursts, at best. And at worst, then he can't do shit while not flying-charging like a retard.

There was that time Thor found a pigeon at superspeed in a park though.

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https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11134/111345556/6354652-journey%20into%20mystery%20%2388%20-%20page%2013.jpg

Again, it's travel speed 😉

So Stilt, you're saying a human can replicate this? Even though Vulcan couldn't do a thing about it, a human reaction speed>Gladiator>Vulcan? If you think Gladiator and a peak human are equals in speed, could a human tie Cannoball up faster than he can react?

Cannonball scan

https://m.imgur.com/HED8TVB

Vulcan scan...

https://m.imgur.com/a/wuHZHaa

Ah yes but what about the time lightspeed pie was involved. Checkmate.

Look, I'm just saying, Thor has feats that any speedster would be proud of.

Also, Kid Gladiator has even caught up to Quicksilver who's moving in super speed and outreacted him and taunted his speed...

https://m.imgur.com/5MbhEG5

It's not Stilt who thinks this, alone.

It's frickin Brevoort, lmao.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Ah yes but what about the time lightspeed pie was involved. Checkmate.

Look, I'm just saying, Thor has feats that any speedster would be proud of.

It's Balder's feat. He was the one to react so fast.

Thor just threw a pie like a drunken turd he is - no real speed, nothing, just an oaf trying (and failing) to start a food fight.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

Look, I'm just saying, Thor has feats that any speedster would be proud of.

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He is not.

Surfer's board is doing all the work for him, as it was revealed to be sentient. Even your crush, abhi, fully agrees with it.

As for Glads or Hyperion --- their actual combat speed performance f*cking sucks most of the time, with Heimdall, Glads only succeeded to beat the distance to him, then got tagged multiple times (and Heimdall is a d-lister with average asgardian speed, which is crap).

So Brevoort is quite right there.

And you agreed with him when we were debating Thor's speed in Phil's thread, so sit quiet or get drowned with cum, pretty boy.


surfer has cosmic senses to think he is slower than spiderman is absurd
surfer has command on his board, or else he has no control where he is going, we see surfer dodging galactus' eyebeams

it's even funnier when it comes to gladiator, we see him blocking punches in nanoseconds, counting 10 billions micro sentients in seconds
if gladiator has no command to his speed, how the hell can he precisely locate shiar galaxy to asgard so in such short time, which is galaxies away

Originally posted by MrMind
surfer has cosmic senses to think he is slower than spiderman is absurd

Then why he got punked by Spider-Man?

Originally posted by MrMind

surfer has command on his board, or else he has no control where he is going, we see surfer dodging galactus' eyebeams

Thor has command over his hammer, too.

And yet, they are tools with automatic navigation, saving their asses.

Originally posted by MrMind

it's even funnier when it comes to gladiator, we see him blocking punches in nanoseconds, counting 10 billions micro sentients in seconds
if gladiator has no command to his speed, how the hell can he precisely locate shiar galaxy to asgard so in such short time, which is galaxies away

Same as Superman gets raped by a z-list street leveler or a dumb slow brick every week.

Superman hasn't done that for 30 years now.

Firelord is clear cut PIS, and goes against his averages, let alone his high end stuff.

Spider-Man is an a-list superhero, Firelord is a nobody piece of shit.

And it still took Parker 2-3 issues to handle him.

Not PIS at all. It was PIS that Firelord lasted so long, if anything.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Spider-Man is an a-list superhero, Firelord is a nobody piece of shit.

And it still took Parker 2-3 issues to handle him.

Not PIS at all. It was PIS that Firelord lasted so long, if anything.

It's funny how Spiderman vs Firelord is the utmost example of PIS when there's far more egregious showings.

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Originally posted by Philosophía
It's funny how Spiderman vs Firelord is the utmost example of PIS when there's far more egregious showings.

Pretty much. Only idiots use it for debates