Philosophía
"The devil made me do it"
Cats are like bitchy women, but without the sex [unless you're a Spiderman fan]
No reason to have them in your house, since there's a far superior version [dogs].
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Sorry for your losses everybody. I'll want one when I move from apartment to house, but I'm reluctant just thinking about how awful it'll be when I outlive it.
Originally posted by One Big Mob
I'd get a cat if I had a mice problem I think. Other than that, it'd need to be for someone else.Speaking of mean things, when I was a wee lad my brother in law used to spin his cats really fast on the kitchen floor. It was something to behold and it stuck in my mind everytime I think of someone being mean to cats.
Kind of curious if that's a widespread enough thing to be on Youtube...
I did that to a friend's cat. She had claws and kept scratching me, as I kept spinning, pushing, turning etc. just to piss her off.
Most satisfying pain ever.
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Am I the first poster to edit my previous post to reply to a future post? We should only talk like this, in an editing loop.