Comic Book Questions & Discussion

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That was a good read.

And yeah, Aaron's work was very enjoyable in general before he started writing Whor.

"Now I can hear your dreams."

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That was a good read.

And yeah, Aaron's work was very enjoyable in general before he started writing Whor.

It's honestly always weird to me how writers of certain comics get jobs writing stuff that isn't in their wheelhouse.

Originally posted by -Pr-
It's honestly always weird to me how writers of certain comics get jobs writing stuff that isn't in their wheelhouse.

What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when they handed out assignments.

From writing Lester kidnapping four families on a picnic and having them murdered so he can learn to think like Castle, and sticking a shotgun up the bum of a dirty cop as he shagged a hooker, to a feminist LGBT inclusive Thor.

Makes total sense.

Just pretend to be opressed and you'll get the job.

Lesbian Elektra now. 😂

It just keeps getting better.

That fight she had with Castle was amazing. I could see 616 Castle actually beating mainstream Elektra just like that.

Originally posted by cdtm
Lesbian Elektra now. 😂

Bisexual, actually:

I can only assume she was shooting period blood everywhere? 👆

Kingpin goes in dry.

Originally posted by cdtm
What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when they handed out assignments.

From writing Lester kidnapping four families on a picnic and having them murdered so he can learn to think like Castle, and sticking a shotgun up the bum of a dirty cop as he shagged a hooker, to a feminist LGBT inclusive Thor.

Makes total sense.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Just pretend to be opressed and you'll get the job.

Hey, if you're the right colour, they might let you write a character that looks like you. Just ask Christopher Priest.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bisexual, actually:

Why is Elektra ****ing Kingpin?

Originally posted by Galan007
I can only assume she was shooting period blood everywhere? 👆

Keep your fetishes to yourself, thanks.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Why is Elektra ****ing Kingpin?

Alternate universe. She also slept with Vanessa.

MAX imprints are all about gore, brutality, vulgar language and sex.

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Example:

MAX Kingpin:

Sweet revenge:

Originally posted by Galan007
I can only assume she was shooting period blood everywhere? 👆

😂

I wish that was the case.

You should get hired for writing some future MAX titles 👆

I feel like that original ennis run of Punisher MAX was the way MAX should be used. Things could get AS intense or as violent as they could realistically. The story wasn't gonna sugar coat the natural progression of where a story was going. When a villain did something that actually made you physically sick to read it was that much more rewarding when Frank did em in.

edit, one of my absolute favorite things Castle has ever said was when he caught the guy who dug up and desecrated his family's bodies. He said something like "I'm not gonna waste time torturing you. But you made it personal so all that earns you is a little more pain." as he shot him in the gut and left him in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

Oh it was Punisher MAX. Okay, that makes sense.

In 616, she banged Matt, Logan and Frank.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
In 616, she banged Matt, Logan and Frank.

True, though I always got the impression she got around more than that.

That's entirely possible.

Though her main appetite is killing; she's always struggling with her homicidal nature.

That's probably what made her and Logan such a good couple in MC2.

That and Logan really gets around, I'm sure.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Hey, if you're the right colour, they might let you write a character that looks like you. Just ask Christopher Priest.

Why is Elektra ****ing Kingpin?

Keep your fetishes to yourself, thanks.

I totally believe Priest has "black guilt".

He won't turn down an opportunity, business is business, but this is the same guy who wrote about a white monster killing black police officers, and turned it into a mutated black man.

And a lot of other little things, like that time he had Ray Terril working fast food and wrote in white hipsters getting rear ended by stereotypically ignorant gangster blacks in a junky car.

Not to mention all the good writing he does for Iron Fist, the whitest white ever

Originally posted by cdtm
I totally believe Priest has "black guilt".

He won't turn down an opportunity, business is business, but this is the same guy who wrote about a white monster killing black police officers, and turned it into a mutated black man.

And a lot of other little things, like that time he had Ray Terril working fast food and wrote in white hipsters getting rear ended by stereotypically ignorant gangster blacks in a junky car.

Not to mention all the good writing he does for Iron Fist, the whitest white ever

I was talking about how he had to fight with DC to have them let him write a character that wasn't black.

I don't think I've never read a Priest book that I enjoyed, but still.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bisexual, actually:

this is like your fantasy, giant fat man destroying some primo puss puss