Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise

Started by Quick Freeze5 pages

Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise

Biebs has age and reach, but Cruise def has speed!

Gotta go with Bieber on this one. He's 25 while Cruise is 56. I feel like that's too big an age gap. Would have been different of Cruise was a skilled fighter but as far as I know he isn't.

Cruise wins. He’s more versatile and experienced in the action genre. Poor little Bieber gets sh*t stomped.

Bane dies

Cruise would CRUSH Bieber.

Re: Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise

Originally posted by Quick Freeze
Biebs has age and reach, but Cruise def has speed!

I agree with the reach-factor - height isn't necessarily important in a fight - but arm-length is.

Bieber could tag Cruise from a distance - if he had the skill.

Cruise has decades of martial arts training on Bieber and would likely have an edge in technique.

If this were a boxing match, it would likely come down to endurance - in which 25 year old Bieber would have the advantage.

But since it's an MMA fight, Cruise could have the option to finish the fight quickly via submission-techniques (which he's already acquainted with)

Since it's an MMA fight - I'm going to go with Cruise - more experience, more skill and a whole lot crazier than Bieber.

Honey-badger Cruise wins. 🙂

I also think Cruise wins

^^^these guys get it.

https://www.quora.com/Did-Tom-Cruise-have-martial-arts-training-early-before-filming-his-first-Mission-Impossible-film-1996

Cruise wins

Cruise wins, possible stomp in his favor IMHO.

Despite being a nigh midget and pushing 60, Cruise stays in decent shape and looks like he's been in a fight before.

I think Cruise would only need to hard-slap Bieber once; maybe twice and that would be it.

😂

Cruise would kiss the annoying little punk's ass.

Cruise wins. It'd be a slaughter.

Haha.. I said "kiss" his ass. I mean kick.

Oops.

cruise stomps, the man does his own stunts and can ball out.

bieber is p%ssy who can't sing nor act...bieber will cry like a biatch as soon as cruise slaps him

Originally posted by Robtard
Despite being a nigh midget and pushing 60, Cruise stays in decent shape and looks like he's been in a fight before.

I think Cruise would only need to hard-slap Bieber once; maybe twice and that would be it.

Bieber would be like:

Tom would be like:

Cruise does have Xenu on his side, you know. So the Biebs doesn't stand a chance.

In a completely beginner match like this, it is highly unlikely that either fighter will have enough skill or power to finish the match and either KO or tap-out their opponent.

The more likely outcome is that one person will gas out and will then lose.

Therefore, physical fitness would be key, and Bieber's age would be a huge advantage.

Originally posted by CaveDude33211
I agree with the reach-factor - height isn't necessarily important in a fight - but arm-length is.

Bieber could tag Cruise from a distance - if he had the skill.

Cruise has decades of martial arts training on Bieber and would likely have an edge in technique.

If this were a boxing match, it would likely come down to endurance - in which 25 year old Bieber would have the advantage.

But since it's an MMA fight, Cruise could have the option to finish the fight quickly via submission-techniques (which he's already acquainted with)

Since it's an MMA fight - I'm going to go with Cruise - more experience, more skill and a whole lot crazier than Bieber.

Honey-badger Cruise wins. 🙂

I think that just about sums it up

Originally posted by Robtard
Despite being a nigh midget and pushing 60, Cruise stays in decent shape and looks like he's been in a fight before.

I think Cruise would only need to hard-slap Bieber once; maybe twice and that would be it.

This sh*t made me actually lol just picturing that 2nd “hard slap”

Cruise