Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise

Started by ShadowFyre5 pages

No way. Bro. Celebrity deathmatch is about 5o become a realthing. My childhood is coming alive

Originally posted by Quick Freeze
Aaaaand it might be on...

https://www.facebook.com/393177070777935/posts/2213541438741480?s=3627181&sfns=mo

Even though I'm 100% sure Cruise would win via one (maybe two) hard slaps, I can't see Cruise going through with this; he's still a huge star; there's really nothing for him to gain here.

Originally posted by Robtard
Even though I'm 100% sure Cruise would win via one (maybe two) hard slaps, I can't see Cruise going through with this; he's still a huge star; there's really nothing for him to gain here.

👆 👆

Nothing for either to gain really

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Nothing for either to gain really

Bieber wins, he beat a guy twice his age.
Big deal.
He loses, he instigated and lost a fight to a guy half his age.
haha.

Cruise wins, he beat up Justin Bieber.
High five.
He loses, he got baited into, and lost a fight with Justin Bieber.
The shame.

this could actually go down

https://www.tmz.com/2019/06/20/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-secret-phone-call/

Bieber has some legit boxing skills. Cruise has some legit wrestling and striking skills. Bieber is in good shape, so is Tom. Tom is twice his age. **** it, Crazy Tom wins.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
this could actually go down

https://www.tmz.com/2019/06/20/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-secret-phone-call/


$20 on Cruise! ✅

UFC fights are cannon in MvF right?

Cruise also has crazy endurance feats....Like, holding his breath for six minutes kinda endurance feats.

I wouldn't rely on him gassing out.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Cruise also has crazy endurance feats....Like, holding his breath for six minutes kinda endurance feats.

I wouldn't rely on him gassing out.

Against a 25-year old, he might.

If it's an MMA fight, it won't likely be about endurance anyway - Cruise could just submit Bieber quickly.

If Cruise and his trainers are smart, they'll rely on that over attempting a long drawn-out boxing match, which over time could give Bieber an opportunity for outlasting Cruise in energy.

But with Cruise's wrestling-background, a submission is likely, and could end Bieber quickly.

Cruise kills him. Accidentally.

Bieber is basically Jmanghan of celebrities, but worse.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cruise kills him. Accidentally.

Bieber is basically Jmanghan of celebrities, but worse.

The evidence is piling on that I'm the person you think of when you masturbate.

Your voice is a huge turn off, though.

Originally posted by CaveDude33211
Against a 25-year old, he might.

If it's an MMA fight, it won't likely be about endurance anyway - Cruise could just submit Bieber quickly.

If Cruise and his trainers are smart, they'll rely on that over attempting a long drawn-out boxing match, which over time could give Bieber an opportunity for outlasting Cruise in energy.

But with Cruise's wrestling-background, a submission is likely, and could end Bieber quickly.

Maybe.

All I'm saying is, he's able to swim (I.e. engage in physical activity) for six minutes straight, without taking a single breath. That's...Kinda crazy. Of course, he wouldn't have to do anything similar in a fight, but it just goes to show his endurance levels are pretty high.

That's two entire boxing rounds without drawing breath, lol.

Not saying Biebs doesn't have the cardio chops. But having seen some interviews with Cruise where he goes through his routine (it includes fencing, rock climbing etc) I wouldn't be too sure on Biebs.

Cruise is actually only 2 inches taller. I assumed Bieber was taller than that, so maybe his reach isn't actually quite as much longer than I thought. It APPEARS that proportion-wise Cruise's arms are also still shorter. How do we find their actual wingspan?

I also just believe Cruise can take more punishment. Would one punch from Bieber knock him out?

One punch from anybody can knock you out if you catch them right.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
The evidence is piling on that I'm the person you think of when you masturbate.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Originally posted by Jmanghan
The evidence is piling on that I'm the person you think of when you masturbate.

Did you happen to find this "evidence" with a blacklight perhaps?

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Did you happen to find this "evidence" with a blacklight perhaps?
Promptly kicked him out and remembered to change the locks on my windows.