Read the stips!! Batman/Punisher vs Thor

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
kisses

One-shot, one-shot, one-shot.

Tradition at this point 👆

*sees celey is online*

**does the end of the page bump**

***unzips and starts jerking off***

Feeling is mutual when i c u on.

😍 😍 😍

Bruce and Frank destroy Thor's anus.

Punisher already slaughtered 9 realms army under Jason Aaron, Thor is nothing

Bump.

3 Rounds.

The Age of Ass-Guardians such as Rage, Digi or ODG is over.

Don't lump Digi in with those 2 garbages

Originally posted by MrMind
Don't lump Digi in with those 2 garbages

Classic Digi was obsessed with giving Ass-Guardians rimjobs, if memory serves...

He changed after the April Fools' joke and left the site as a self-punishment.

Didn't he make a respect thread for Thor on herochat or some crap like that...? 😘

Digi's the man for repping Wildstorm

Stanning for thor is a crime. But his sin can be forgiven

Forgiveness...?

For being both a thorbag and a Puny Parker fanboy?

No.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Forgiveness...?

For being both a thorbag and a Puny Parker fanboy?

No.

*le sigh*

What if we made it current Thor? Power Cosmic, and Allfather Odin KingOfAsgard amps on top.

Same stips.

1. Unarmed for both sides.
2. Batman and Frank get adamantium knives
3. Both sides get adamantium knives, but the victory condition (and only way to win) is to slash your opponent(s) 10 times.

Thor has to slash a total of 20 times (10 cuts each on Bats/Frank) and Bats/Frank have to slash a total of 10 times - so they could each do 5 cuts each on Thor if they wanted to. Or 9 from Bats and 1 from Frank. W/ever.

No AoE attacks, or storm summoning, or utility belts, or magic spells (from either side), or anything like that.

If Current Thor wins in 1, can he win scenario 2? Can he win 3? Only actual feats from Current Thor (i.e. from Thor (2020) #1-#4) allowed.

Make them stainless steel knives, have some mercy on Odinson...!

Bump.

And for people too dumb to read the title and check the OP--

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hand to hand only.

Default battlefield, 500m between the two teams.

Punisher has no guns/knives/weapons, but has his usual body armor.

Batman has no gadgets, but has his costume (cape/cowl/gauntlets/boots/batsuit. It's been enchanted, though, so ALL his little tricks and gadgets are removed. No tasers, or acid filled calluses, or smoke capsule teeth, or magical nose hairs, nothing.

Thor is classic - he has both his normal arms. Unworthy showings can be used though. No Mjolnir, or Jarnbjorn, or goats.

Can the duo win?

Edit: if too much, Round two is:. Both Bruce and Frank get adamantium K-bars.

I even updated it to be AllThorfather

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I even updated it to be AllThorfather

So you broke the rules in your own thread, and they STILL couldn't make a good argument.

^ So Batman's suit is enchanted? In what way?

Originally posted by Bentley
How are they supposed to put Thor down? They'd tire themselves to death before beating him.

You would think.

Bronze Tiger vs Stompa was probably the most realistic elite MA vs Brick fight ever.

Originally posted by ODG
^ So Batman's suit is enchanted? In what way?

His gadgets and hidden tricks are removed. No secret acid in his calluses, no smoke pellets hidden in his teeth or ears that shoot out etc