Florida Sheriff tells residents to shoot looters that enter their home

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes, I know how very badass you are.

I don't have one.

But I should get one. So I can kill intruders/robbers and people who would do me or my family harm. 👆

So the result of this conversation is I will get a gun, finally, after all these years. Thanks, PVS, for convincing me to get a gun. 👆

So bash is going to fight of would be intruders by fista cuffs. That doesn’t always work👆

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I have armed guards at the gate. Interestingly according to half the people here I should be dead by now 6 black men with AK 47'a on rotation, two who are muslims and all lovely chaps none have ever shot me. Two are ex Police, 4 ex army. Then I have an army outpost on the gate at the top of the road. Must be lucky I guess according to posters here and there great experience of the world.

You're paying them. 😛

Why would you fear people on your payroll?

Like Garth Ennis had an entrepreneur say in The Boys:

"Why do you keep jacking off under my door?"

"Because he paid me to."

"Ok, then why did you watch my home and keep it in immaculate condition?"

"Because you paid me to."

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
only a pussy would need a gun to defend their home. are you a pussy?

So only pussies need guns to defend there homes. I guess women are pussies if they needed one to defend there home?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
So bash is going to fight of would be intruders by fista cuffs. That doesn’t always work👆

Who knows. He may be a really really good fighter and has amazing hidden arts experience.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
So bash is going to fight of would be intruders by fista cuffs. That doesn’t always work👆

false dilemma

I'd use a combo of my fist, elbows and knees and my trusty knives.

I love when people invade my home. Free meal.

Originally posted by Robtard
trusty knives.

now we're getting somewhere. 👆

"charge a gun, run from a knife" was not an invention of a scorcese film.

also you could borrow surt's baseball bat.

also check your toolbox. probably at least a couple of potential weapons in there with more reliable stopping power than a pistol

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd use a combo of my fist, elbows and knees and my trusty knives.

Would you use all 3 of your knees?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
So only pussies need guns to defend there homes. I guess women are pussies if they needed one to defend there home?

?

comedic irony, broly. i was acting more tough than the people acting tough in this topic. get it? cool 👆

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
comedic irony, broly. i was acting more tough than the people acting tough in this topic. get it? cool 👆

Ok so you weren’t being serious

comedy for the sake of argument. so yes and no.

no, i don't believe someone having a gun to defend their home makes them a pussy

yes, i believe that anyone who engages in power fantasies at their keyboard is most likely a pussy, who would probably end up dropping their gun like fredo

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
now we're getting somewhere. 👆

"charge a gun, run from a knife" was not an invention of a scorcese film.

also you could borrow surt's baseball bat.

also check your toolbox. probably at least a couple of potential weapons in there with more reliable stopping power than a pistol

I have a heavy hammer ready too. This thing will drop a person with a single blow.

FunFact: When Surt exchanged his trusty bat for his socialist cash funded handgun, he increased the chances that he'd die from a violent death in his own home.

Originally posted by Robtard
FunFact: When Surt exchanged his trusty bat for his socialist cash funded handgun, he increased the chances that he'd die from a violent death in his own home.

Did you weigh that "funfact" against Defensive Gun Uses vs. the increase in gun-related accidental death and injury?

Topically:

Still like this idea. I believe it was Snowdragon who pointed out the problems with this idea but I still think it is step in the right direction.

Waiving the adoption fee is class-act.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you weigh that "funfact" against Defensive Gun Uses vs. the increase in gun-related accidental death and injury?

That netted me that he was safer with his trusty bat.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bingo.

I have a heavy hammer ready too. This thing will drop a person with a single blow.

FunFact: When Surt exchanged his trusty bat for his socialist cash funded handgun, he increased the chances that he'd die from a violent death in his own home.

i was joking about surt's bat, of course. people keeping bats and swords for home defense should probably reconsider. intimidating, yes; but not good for indoors/close-quarters

hammer is a great option 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
That and the number of times he's had to defend his home thus far(being 0/Zero), being virtually untrained, the highly dangerous revenge fantasy mentally factor and general cowardice.

Oh, gotcha. Thought you were referring to actual research and I was interested in it.

Originally posted by Robtard
That netted me that he was safer with his trusty bat.

You just like bats because you're 50%+ Italian. 😐

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i was joking about surt's bat, of course. people keeping bats and swords for home defense should probably reconsider. intimidating, yes; but not good for indoors/close-quarters

hammer is a great option 👆

Reminds me, I always pictured Surt looking like this dude (because, contrary to popular belief, Surt is not fat):

Seriously: I would not try to sneak up on Surt in his home. If he doesn't shoot me, I will be sliced and diced.