Florida Sheriff tells residents to shoot looters that enter their home

or if you want pure intimidation with next-to-zero risk of engagement, keep a chainsaw under your bed.

fire it up, throttle it a couple of times, and casually walk out of your bedroom to find your place empty 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd use a combo of my fist, elbows and knees and my trusty knives.

Bare hands.

Raising a yellow lab is better defensive training then Mr. Miyagi. 🙂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
fire it up, throttle it a couple of times, and casually walk out of your bedroom to find your place empty 😂

Personal theory, no idea if this would work in a fight: Hooking someone under the nose would hurt like a *****.

Try tweaking your own nose upwards, at the tip.

j/k of course. not a good idea keeping a gassed up two stroke engine in your bedroom

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
comedic irony, broly. i was acting more tough than the people acting tough in this topic. get it? cool 👆

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I like Broly but irony can be something he and Surt, who I don't dislike (all the more apparent, for a vague possibility he has some empathy) struggle with when applied for humerous affect. Whilst I'm sure neither is autistic, I suspect some presence on the spectrum.

^The projection here is off the charts.

Originally posted by Surtur
^The projection here is off the charts.

where in that post did he falsely attribute his own negative emotions onto you, surt? do you even know what projection means? hint: I already gave the definition in this post

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
where in that post was he falsely attributing his own negative emotions onto you, surt? do you even know what projection means? hint: I already gave the definition in this post

Will be glad to answer as soon as you provide proof Dave Rubin is alt right.

You're no longer going to be asking questions while dodging others 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Will be glad to answer as soon as you provide proof Dave Rubin is alt right.

You're no longer going to be asking questions while dodging others 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Will be glad to answer as soon as you

oh, that game again?

All you have to do is back up the claim.

Originally posted by Surtur
All you have to do is back up the claim.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
or if you want pure intimidation with next-to-zero risk of engagement, keep a chainsaw under your bed.

fire it up, throttle it a couple of times, and casually walk out of your bedroom to find your place empty 😂

Look at all the shoot-now-ask-questions-later retards in this thread!

If someone is attempting to enter your home without your permission, you do not know if he has good intentions or bad intentions.

It could be the 8-year-old sex trafficking victim who escaped her captors and is pulling on doorknobs in a housing complex, or your teenage son sneaking in after curfew, or the 70-year-old neighbor with dementia who thinks she is entering her own home.

Those are not hypotheticals, they are real incidents that have happened.

Try not being a giant pussy who reaches for a gun the second he feels scared.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Look at all the shoot-now-ask-questions-later retards in this thread!

If someone is attempting to enter your home without your permission, you do not know if he has good intentions or bad intentions.

It could be the 8-year-old sex trafficking victim who escaped her captors and is pulling on doorknobs in a housing complex, or your teenage son sneaking in after curfew, or the 70-year-old neighbor with dementia who thinks she is entering her own home.

Those are not hypotheticals, they are real incidents that have happened.

Try not being a giant pussy who reaches for a gun the second he feels scared.

Shit RIP to that 8 yr. old sex trafficking victim then!

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
This is actually a great idea. And you know what, I have an electric one made by EGO, it’s been in my garage, I’m going to put it under my bed from this night moving forward.

was only kidding. breathing gasoline fumes while you sleep + explosive cannister under your bed=bad idea. please don't

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Look at all the shoot-now-ask-questions-later retards in this thread!

If someone is attempting to enter your home without your permission, you do not know if he has good intentions or bad intentions.

It could be the 8-year-old sex trafficking victim who escaped her captors and is pulling on doorknobs in a housing complex, or your teenage son sneaking in after curfew, or the 70-year-old neighbor with dementia who thinks she is entering her own home.

Those are not hypotheticals, they are real incidents that have happened.

Try not being a giant pussy who reaches for a gun the second he feels scared.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
was only kidding. gasoline fumes + explosive cannister under your bedroom=bad idea

Yea but mines electric 😈

Lol no you didn't.