The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Old Man Whirly!1,415 pages

Originally posted by Blakemore
I'm thinking you might be 'Kent Hovind' level of retard.

Do you believe in that?

Surt's not retarded, he just mistakenly thinks things matter as much to others as they do to him and his sense of self falsely validates thus notion for him.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I'm thinking you might be 'Kent Hovind' level of retard.

Do you believe in that?

I could respond and say more about you, but I dont want you to drink yourself into a coma.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Surt's not retarded, he just mistakenly thinks things matter as much to others as they do to him and his sense of self falsely validates thus notion for him.
well okay. a misguided man

Originally posted by Surtur
I could respond and say more about you, but I dont want you to drink yourself into a coma.
I apologise, I just don't like you buttering Supra. He is fvcked!

Originally posted by Blakemore
well okay. a misguided man
That he is. 👆

All self awareness seems to have evaporated in you two.

Blake isn't even worth responding to anymore. He's as bad as pooty is.

And LOL@ how Kent Hovind still lives rent free in his head.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
I don't think I've ever once taken a selfie with any of my cats. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've ever taken a selfie period lol. Just seems like a stupid reason to not adopt a black cat to me.

Also, I once read a book that black cats are really only considered bad luck by so many people in North America. Over in Europe many actually consider them to be good luck. From what I've read the superstition they are bad luck stems from the time when so many women were accused of being witches and had black cats as familiars or something. Pretty silly.

Yeah it’s a North American thing stemming from wives tales about witchcraft. Like you said they’re considered good luck in some other countries.

My black cat legit one time walked under a ladder.

Originally posted by Surtur
My black cat legit one time walked under a ladder.

While holding a piece of paper with 13 written on it and it accidentally threw salt over it's left shoulder while walking under the ladder?

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Blake isn't even worth responding to anymore. He's as bad as pooty is.

And LOL@ how Kent Hovind still lives rent free in his head.

durwank

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Blake isn't even worth responding to anymore. He's as bad as pooty is.

And LOL@ how Kent Hovind still lives rent free in his head.

Kent Hovind, Duane Gish, Ray Comfort etc. they talk bs

Originally posted by dadudemon
While holding a piece of paper with 13 written on it and it accidentally threw salt over it's left shoulder while walking under the ladder?

No there was no salt throwing she was too busy smashing a mirror

Originally posted by Surtur
My black cat legit one time walked under a ladder.

The ladder superstition is based on a belief that the triangle is a Holy symbol and that walking under a ladder leaning against the wall pierces the triangle and let's loose demons upon the person walking under it.

While I certainly believe in demons (don't see how anyone could truly be a christian w/out doing so), I don't believe that superstition that they are unleashed on the person walking under a ladder. Demons are already in the world anyway among us... just invisible spirit beings (fallen angels).

I do believe repeated use to the point of obsession with things like Ouija boards or tarot cards puts the person using them in great danger of demonic control or at the very least demonic influence. Those things are very dangerous to the person using them obsessively, imo.

I played with a Ouija board with my mom when I was a kid once. We bought it at Toys R Us.

Originally posted by BackFire
I played with a Ouija board with my mom when I was a kid once. We bought it at Toys R Us.
I've played with my dick before, it wS far better than playing with a quiji board in my opinion.

Does your dick summon demons?

Originally posted by BackFire
I played with a Ouija board with my mom when I was a kid once. We bought it at Toys R Us.

I still have the board I got as a kid, I also think it came from Toys R Us. Me and my cousins used to use it all the time.

Originally posted by Surtur
I still have the board I got as a kid, I also think it came from Toys R Us. Me and my cousins used to use it all the time.

Ah so that’s why you are the way you are. You are possessed by several demons. Possibly satan himself. And maybe even ddm.

When I was a kid I was fascinated with stuff like Ouija boards, tarot cards, and the occult. As I got older, I started to realize the bad influence they were having on me.

I also bought a cheap little Ouija board (from Kmart I think) when I was a kid but broke it in half after using it for about a month after watching some rated r movie about the bad influence obsessive use of a Ouija board was having on this woman. You probably saw that movie too.I think it's called "Witchboard" or something similar.