The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Surtur1,415 pages
Originally posted by Blakemore
So ignore my question then. Okay, arseholes.

^^Speaking of herpes...

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm not a doctor bro.

Then who have I been receiving medical advice from for all these years out of the back of his van? Said he was Surtur.

Originally posted by BackFire
Then who have I been receiving medical advice from for all these years out of the back of his van? Said he was Surtur.

That was a native american who one time referred to himself as a "red man" and you just kinda...spun that into a weird narrative about him being this giant red demon.

Are you related to Andrew Jackson by any chance?

Yeah he’s my dad.

Originally posted by BackFire
Then who have I been receiving medical advice from for all these years out of the back of his van? Said he was Surtur.
Surt has a great deal of medical experience though.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Surt has a great deal of medical experience though.

In the same way David Hogg knows a shitload about guns cuz he was at a place where a shooting happened, sure.

Surt is a chiropractor.... not a doctor.

Originally posted by Surtur
In the same way David Hogg knows a shitload about guns cuz he was at a place where a shooting happened, sure.
I don't know who that is, but I get the gist. It's probably got a political spin, but kudos Surt, you get it. 👆

Originally posted by Blakemore
Surt is a chiropractor.... not a doctor.
I actually went to school with a guy who became a gynacologist. He has some very wrong stories one of the funniest is this mother bought her daughter to him because the vag was sore and achy etc, the mother was claiming she was a virgin even though she had a 17 year old bf. He said how do you tel a mother the 15 year old virgin daughter had signs of regular vaginal and anal sex and the puss was stretched enough to park a bike in it.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Surt is a chiropractor.... not a doctor.

I do know some of the moves they use, like how to safely crack ur elbows.

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah he’s my dad.

Andrew Jackson's wife is all:

YouTube video

So what do you think of Roadblasters?

An arcade classic up there with Pole Position, or a meh game best forgoten?

Originally posted by BackFire
Anyways. So I have a cold right now. Scary time to come down with a cold. First day I was like “Oh god is this the start of covid?” I don’t recommend it.

Still could be covid

Originally posted by cdtm
So what do you think of Roadblasters?

An arcade classic up there with Pole Position, or a meh game best forgoten?

Honestly, I was raised in the era of home video game consoles.

If I did play an arcade game it was just some random fighting game, but it was rare.

Did play some on MAME tho. Altered Beasts motherf*cker. And the D&D arcade game.

Originally posted by Blakemore
So ignore my question then. Okay, arseholes.

Which question did they ignore like Surt avoids job interviews?

"Like how you avoid AA meetings" would have been better, but okay meh

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I actually went to school with a guy who became a gynacologist. He has some very wrong stories one of the funniest is this mother bought her daughter to him because the vag was sore and achy etc, the mother was claiming she was a virgin even though she had a 17 year old bf. He said how do you tel a mother the 15 year old virgin daughter had signs of regular vaginal and anal sex and the puss was stretched enough to park a bike in it.
Lol, she got pedo'd.

Tbf that's not funny.

Originally posted by Surtur
I do know some of the moves they use, like how to safely crack ur elbows.
You need to be quarentined. DO NOT DO CHIROPRACTIC PROCEDURE.

Originally posted by Robtard
Which question did they ignore like Surt avoids job interviews?
The question was 'why do people think Biden is sleepy?'

Originally posted by Robtard
Still could be covid

Don’t think so. I’m already feeling better and it had felt like a very run of the mill cold. Never really had a cough or anything. If this is covid then I’m very lucky.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I actually went to school with a guy who became a gynacologist. He has some very wrong stories one of the funniest is this mother bought her daughter to him because the vag was sore and achy etc, the mother was claiming she was a virgin even though she had a 17 year old bf. He said how do you tel a mother the 15 year old virgin daughter had signs of regular vaginal and anal sex and the puss was stretched enough to park a bike in it.

I laughed then I felt bad for the mum