The Official Joe Biden for President Thread

Originally posted by Robtard
Point: It's not a secret. No more than Pence being a closeted self-hating homosexual man is.

Apparently Pence was caught "napping" in Lindsey Grahams office as of late 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Hell yeah, turkey day

Originally posted by Blakemore
British don't celebrate thanks givin. 😬

With all the colonies u guys had surely you have an equivalent tho

Originally posted by Robtard
Point: It's not a secret. No more than Pence being a closeted self-hating homosexual man is.

How do you know that about Pence?

We have a roast bird every sunday usually.

Originally posted by Blakemore
We have a roast bird every sunday usually.

Nice.

U ever have roast pheasant

Originally posted by Blakemore
We have a roast bird every sunday usually.

I can see the massive feast now, one cornish hen for a family of 5........remember to eat slowly to make it last 😉

I would certainly never advocate for roasting a pheasant but if it was already roasted prior to my arrival...

Originally posted by Surtur
Nice.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Yeah, it's usaally chicken but Americans whocome over are like "oh my god you have thanks giving once a week?" and we're like yeah we call that sunday...

Lol, if an American goes to your house and confuses a chicken for a turkey as the bird for thanksgiving you have my permission to slap them with a wet gym sock and give them no pudding.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Yeah, it's usaally chicken but Americans whocome over are like "oh my god you have thanks giving once a week?" and we're like yeah we call that sunday...

We like a variety of dishes, can't fit them all into one week. It ain't natural I tells ya

Originally posted by snowdragon
Lol, if an American goes to your house and confuses a chicken for a turkey as the bird for thanksgiving you have my permission to slap them with a wet gym sock and give them no pudding.

I did find that odd cuz it's not like Americans only eat chicken on holidays. We legit got fast food places dedicated to chicken

Well we do a small meal about 50 times a year whereas yankeedoodoodlecock****lelisks like to have a bigger bird twice a year.

Originally posted by snowdragon
Apparently Pence was caught "napping" in Lindsey Grahams office as of late 🙂

Not sure if joking because it could be true?

So we have a good meal every weak and the yanks be like "no, we'll just have a bigger bird later in the year"

f u

ok i meant week. point still stands. you're doing it wrong.

You're a monster

Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure if joking because it could be true?

Pence justifies the gay sex because Lindsey is a girl's name.

Balwin for VP! w00t