Who Survives Thanos pimp slap???

Started by qwertyuiop199813 pages

HP Doomsday has no cock though

But he has no pussy, either.

Originally posted by Stoic
Where was a time stamp placed on that scene? Why wasn't she driven deeper into the planet?
It's basically an inequality, not equation.

Time it took WW to reach Earth < 1 minute < time it takes light needs to reach Earth.

This implies
Speed = distance /time it too WW > distance / time light needs = light speed

Therefore speed > lightspeed

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Reality gem makes it impossible to calculate the carverpower he used.

Carv makes the carvpower impossible to calculate. The potential there is limitless.

I just find it ridiculous to discuss mere physics when we're discussing the IG.

Only someone like h1 would do that and he is mentally ill.

Or Adamantium/vibranium, let alone an alloy of the two.

Plus a literal 'element X' ,lol.

Originally posted by h1a8
It's basically an inequality, not equation.

Time it took WW to reach Earth < 1 minute < time it takes light needs to reach Earth.

This implies
Speed = distance /time it too WW > distance / time light needs = light speed

Therefore speed > lightspeed

The writer could not care less about real life physics. He didn't say anything about light speed or infinite mass. We cannot attempt to calculate speed and mass. Just like that comic where flash evacuated that City and the writer gave a speed that Was just under light speed, yet DC fans tried to override the writer and claim millions of times light speed going by real life physics. Comics defy real life physics for a reason.

Like that time Gladiator crosses galaxies and 200 lightyears amirite?

And how do we know he crossed galaxies and 200 lightyears? Guess what? The writer PUT IT IN THE BOOK. SMDH.

And the time it took to cross 200 light-years?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85

And the description from the handbooks:

In short: vibranium has limits (albeit uknown), but far less than Skyfather level attacks have destroyed an entire island of it, whereas Cap has a much much smaller amount present in his shield.

Makes me wonder if they hold the energy indefinitely so could be overloaded by accumulated energy, or the energy just somehow leaves after being absorbed so it can only be overloaded with enough energy in whatever timeframe.

Originally posted by JBL
Smh. They all die, enough with the excuses.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, seriously.

Everyone in the op is a pussy. With the possible exception of hp dd.

You two just want to masturbate your Marvel boners(hence trying to help each other) while ignoring multiple characters here have also taken hits ir energy blasts or both from omnipotent types, like this is anything new. Who the fcuk cares that it's the Infinity Gauntlet? You MIGHT have a point if Cap was atomized as a side effect of the shield. But be didn't. And instead of recognizing that, you'd rather assume Thanos will hit with as much power with the IG as he can. You whine about H1 using physics because "that's not how comics work" while hypocritically ignoring how comics work because you want everyone to automatically die. Sorry you have Marvel blue balls.....actually I'm not. Stop being whiney btiches.

Cry more, superfag 👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cry more, superfag 👆

😆 This coming from the fanboy of hairy Canadian midget. You have no leg to stand on. Not even the stubs Wolverime stands on.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Non canon, of course. But you knew that 😉

I will rescue you, H1.

What if Thanos merely overloaded the vibranium in the shield? It has been done before - Immortal Hulk did it recently, but Roxxon has also destroyed an entire island of it with some bombs:

So Thanos could've replicated that Roxxon feat, albeit on a much smaller scale - overloaded the vibranium and destroyed the shield that way.

Iron Man #121 for those interested.

that’s what I got from the scene. He overloaded the shield with his first punch, energy came be seen. Then he flicked it away with the back hand pimp slap.

Overloading vibranium has never been a problem for anyone who actually tried.

If breaking Steve's shield would be so easy, then it'd break a dozen times each month.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

So he's about to super sneeze Wolverine sending him into the Sun. And you cry into your pillow every night. Just like Wolverine cries every night. Except when he gets up, his tears don't take long to hit the floor. Perhaps you relate to that and why you picked him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

What you wish someone would do to you. It's ok, we understand. Not everyone can get the job done and needs someone to end it for them.