Eternal Sunshine of Guy222's and Rao's Minds (v2.0)

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Luke and Palestine

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
was the Rule of Two around during RotJ?

Palps in RotJ:

Strike him down and take your father's place at my side.

Vader in TESB:

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.

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While the rule of two is not unknown to get a little bent or outright violated at times, it just wouldn't happen here, regardless of the scenario. Vader wanted Luke for himself, Palps wanted Luke for himself.

Originally posted by ODG
I guess what I'm asking is whether we all agree that Luke daring to strike Palpatine down was only an initial step towards the Dark Side. It never would've happened (in Palpatine's mind anyway whether Darth Vader was utterly his thrall or otherwise). It was Luke killing Darth Vader that would have sealed Luke's fate as Palpatine's apprentice.

Palpatine himself was never going to die when Luke tried striking him down -- that was just the initial "can he be turned" moment. But had Luke actually killed Vader during his rage-fit, then yes, he would have undoubtedly become Palpatine's new apprentice.

...There's also the possibility that a 'dark side' Luke might've tried to kill/usurp Palpatine immediately afterward, but that wouldn't have gone in his favor. At all.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
was the Rule of Two around during RotJ?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Rule of Two (states)?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Rule of Two (states)?

Be honest, Parm, you'd just have the whole Middle-East annihilated.

So, I was at work and it turns out that we're secretly storing symbiotes.

Put your hand in it

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Put your hand in it

Said Mr.Mind

Yes, THAT'S the body part he'd insert ......

Originally posted by MrMind
to be fair there is no scat hooker, it's just a special request thing, you gotta find a girl who's willing to shit on your dick (many do they don't care as long as you are not the one pooping on them) and I prefer their poop on me so it's actually not that hard to do

obviously you gotta pay extra but it's worth it, dirty anal is the only way to live

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yes, THAT'S the body part he'd insert ......

It’s one of

Originally posted by Parmaniac
So, I was at work and it turns out that we're secretly storing symbiotes.

either way, mrmind would shove that goop up his ass.

Originally posted by Galan007
Yup.

Palpatine himself was never going to die when Luke tried striking him down -- that was just the initial "can he be turned" moment. But had Luke actually killed Vader during his rage-fit, then yes, he would have undoubtedly become Palpatine's new apprentice.

...There's also the possibility that a 'dark side' Luke might've tried to kill/usurp Palpatine immediately afterward, but that wouldn't have gone in his favor. At all.

But if Luke confronted Palpatine on his own? Luke wouldn't have been able to challenge him?

I was somewhat offended that the Superbowl commercial directed the audience to the internet, so I didn't bother watching the trailer until it came up on one of my feeds but this actually looks promising:

YouTube video

I feel like I really need to finish season 2 of Loki.

Originally posted by ODG
But if Luke confronted Palpatine on his own? Luke wouldn't have been able to challenge him?

A twister sequel after 28 years…

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
or the black goo from aliens.

either way, mrmind would shove that goop up his ass.

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Welcome back.

Don't go full WhirlyPedo on us again...

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Also:

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
They're also revisiting the 3 Jokers storyline...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Good.

MrMind needs to realize that Jason simping for Barbara is 100% canon 👆