Eternal Sunshine of Guy222's and Rao's Minds (v2.0)

Started by StiltmanFTW186 pages

You are mentally ill, Todd. The longer you go without your meds, the greater the chance you'll get yourself and your family killed.

Especially in 'Murica full of trigger-happy folks.

Guys I need some advice here.

Heading to Costco. The 1.50 hot dog combo worries me.

They could be people for all we know! Epstein could be a thousand hot dogs.

And you wonder why your own sister tells you to shut the fuck up on social media... 😂

Jesus cheist Shen is a ****ing monster

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
Jesus cheist Shen is a ****ing monster

Keegan's own Yujiro right? 🙂

The arsehole nobody will EVER beat. Ohma ain't defeating him, I bet Kuroki couldn't beat him.

So ctdm, I'm guessing that you're not actually getting a colonoscopy and aren't actually confident in your position so don't want the BZ?

I wish I wasn't getting one

Originally posted by cdtm
I wish I wasn't getting one
OK.

Well if true, good luck the mechanical rape fails to find ass cancer.

Originally posted by Delta1938
OK.

Well if true, good luck the mechanical rape fails to find ass cancer.

👆 Same!

Originally posted by cdtm
Keegan's own Yujiro right? 🙂

The arsehole nobody will EVER beat. Ohma ain't defeating him, I bet Kuroki couldn't beat him.

Kuroki and Ohma are on the same level, and ohma already said he dodnt know if he could beat mukaku

Mukaku is getting neg diffed. Shen had to nerf himself just to be weak enough to no diff mukaku

This is like Yujiro vs Chiba

The thing that worries me a little is Edward Wu was the last guy hyped this much, and he had a bad end. His defeat just didn't make any sense.

Now we have this guy who's so OP, it would take a Dragon Ball power up, or a cheap plot device like how Hunter X Hunter ended the Chimara Ant leader Meruem by lethal infection.

I predict what happens is the clone thing becomes a necessity because Shen's body just falls apart over time. Maybe it can't handle his own power, I dunno.

Why am I gaining weight from almost nothing?

I started having a quarter stick of butter on toast with a lot of peanut butter over it, it is delicious. Two or three times a week of that shouldn't be enough to put on weight.

Originally posted by cdtm
Why am I gaining weight from almost nothing?

I started having a quarter stick of butter on toast with a lot of peanut butter over it, it is delicious. Two or three times a week of that shouldn't be enough to put on weight.

Oh, Elvis! ❌

Seriously try some butter and skippy on rye toast, it is to die for.

It is also probably partly why my blood glucose is 125 on a non fast.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Oh, Elvis! ❌
Overeats complex carbohydrates slathered in fats and sugars and wonders "why am I a fat?".

Originally posted by Robtard
Overeats complex carbohydrates slathered in fats and sugars and wonders "why am I a fat?".

I never said I was fat.

Only that I have no idea how dieting works. I assume you'd have to eat a big chunk of cherry cheese cake topped with ice cream every day to put on weight, and one or three times a week is nothing.

Like, fat people eat a bowl of haggin daz a day with corn chips and a liter of soda, I don't do that. Not every d'ay.

Like, do calories stack across a week?

Lets say I ate 500 extra calories today, and 500 extra in two days, and another 1000 extra somewhere else. At what point does the extra calories today stop mattering tomorrow?

Is it the accumulated calories a single day with each day existing in a vaccume where you "reset",or are you carrying each indulgence across entire weeks?

Screw it, lets Google;

"When you eat more calories than you need, your body stores the extra calories as body fat. Even a fat-free food can have a lot of calories. Excess calories in any form can be stored as body fat.".

Hmm...

Also;

"David Katz, reports in "O, the Oprah Magazine," that the body begins to store consumed calories as fat within four to eight hours from the beginning of the meal. As you consume these calories, the body automatically stores the first 1,000 calories within the liver and muscles for immediate energy reserves"

Ok, I guess logically every little bit of fat adds up.

But I really don't think my intake is that much. A typical diet for me;

Breakfast; Bagel or slice of toast, five dabs of butter a slice, three spoon fulls peanut butter.

Lunch; Maybe a chicken sandwich, or Taco Bell Crunch Wrap and Burrito, or tuna or something. Often heavy on hot sauce and condiment.

Dinner; A few chicken thighs or drumsticks, vegetable like corn or peas something. Extra butter. Or alternative and more often canned Hormel chili and cheddar cheese and two hot dogs cut into it.

Two chocolate chip cookies for dessert, or an ice cream bar.

Flavored almonds.

Chipotle Cheetos puffs.

...shit, my diet sucked.

But that WAS a typical diet. I have since switched to oatmeal and walnuts and yogurt in the morning, and cut back on butter and condiments. Lost 10 lbs pretty fast, which I panicked over for assuming my diet was good always.

Oh well, guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and keep losing weight.

Todd, how did you not know that if you consume more calories than your body uses, you gain weight?

Originally posted by Delta1938
Todd, how did you not know that if you consume more calories than your body uses, you gain weight?

But people need 2500 right? Guys usually do?

The butter breakfast is only 500 calories probably! I looked it up, an entire half stick butter is only like 300, peanut butter adds maybr 100. Way under 2500.