Okies, new ones!
1. You go and buy a motorbike like Trinity's even though you've never even sat on a bloody thing in your life.
2. You're extremely happy you insured your mobile phone as you have a habit of throwing the damn things in nearby garbage disposal units.
3. You'll stare at that slice of posh gateaux trying to see if it has orgasm code in it for hours on end before you actually eat it.
4. You throw away all your spoons.
5. You feel a dire urge to break into high-storey offices that have scaffolding on them.
6. You try and insert strange objects into your navel.
7. You try and build Trinity's du-bugging machine.
8. Your car battery runs out after attempting to use aforementioned machine.
9. You can fit into that leather bodysuit even though it's summer.
10. Every time you sit in one of those chairs at the hairdressers (yanno, the ones where you dry your hair if you're getting it curled...), you tell the hair stylist you'll need "guns... lots of guns."
~Ikobe