You know you watch too much Matrix when...

i think i need 2 get out more if im not watching the films im on the websites and if im not on the websites im talking abt it i also dream abt the matrix but we wont go into that 😮 i dont think there is 1 time in the day i dont think about the matrix...i have a serious problem 🙁

Yes you don't.

ok fair point

Any more???

you know u watch to much matrix when u start seeing things in code

you know you watch to much matrix when...

you see a tramp in a subway station, so you watch him all day to see if hes turns into a agent

lol good one

"6) You watched “Fellowship of the Ring” and thought “ What the…? Agent Elrond!”, LOL,jajajaja, I have checked for the prices or look for them in Ebay, LOL and when i first saw LOTR the moment i saw Elrond i thought "thers agent smith, i wonder wheres Neo?"

hmmmm 😊

Whatever...

DarkMage it's

*yeah.... whatever*

So??? *yeah.... whatever*

-DM31

You know u watch to much Matrix...

when everytime u watch SportCenter, all the announcers are Agents.

Lol

You know you've watched too much Matrix when one of your friends with the last name of "Smith" reaches out to touch you, and you flinch and run in the other direction screaming

(ok so its not a good one..lol i tried 😄)

lol

you adore everything that has the marix green color(i do😄)
your french is very good
you love wine
you run around the house with a shaving razor
whenever your bored you try to put dreadlocks in your hair
...
i've don all this!

Agh. I think I've been watching it too much...

You know you've been watching The Matrix too much when you attempt to plug yourself in... to a plug-socket (yanno, the ones where you use the pin-plugs... electric things... rah!).

You also know you've been watching The Matrix too much when you insist on piling up the crap on your desk, buying Panasonic headphones and staying up until ludicrous hours with an empty Telnet window at the top of your desktop, and some foreign newspaper PDF that you can't read is downloading behind it.

~Ikobe

lol that sounds like sumthin i would do

Hm... hehe, I love the 'ten reasons for watching too much Matrix' post... that IS me to a tee 😉 I really want to take up martial arts 'cause of it... can't afford the glasses though... have a tendency out of habit now to say 'MISter'... and I openly quote from it all the time... and Jesus, I can't sit at a table with a spoon any more... and the soundtrack is ALWAYS playing in my bedroom, where I've attempted many, uh, reconstructions... I'm quite surprised I haven't broken anything yet.

~Ikobe