Originally posted by Ginerninja
You know you watch too much matrix when you follow a single person around telling them to believe and telling them they must die before they realise Hehe
I did that in a way. I kept calling this one guy's voicemail over and over saying, "Neo, I would like to tell you about the Matrix."
how about know you've seen TMR too much when you have memorized all of Hugo Weaving's lines.
Or, you know you watch too much matrix when you wear the same outfit... involving something made of leather, and call it your Self Residual Image. 💃
you know you watch the matrix too much when:
you wear sunglasses no matter what.
you leer suspiciously at anyone in a business suit.
if anyone in a business suit come within 5 ft. of you, you run away screaming... "stay away from my belly-button... you agent b*stards"
you go to clubs and hang out waiting for some chick in black leather to talk w/ you
you refer to your grandma as "the oracle"
whenever you and ur buddies (guys) are talking about hot girls...
you bring up "the lady in red"
you give all of your friends (if u have any) oddball nicknames and refuse to call them anything else
you decide to devote your life to finding "the one"
you give people chocolate cake at restraunts... and then wait patiently in the ladies room, only to be very dissapointed when *nothing* happens
you've considered taking your road rage to the next level... and want to jump on the cars of other ppl
you go to the drugstore... buy whatever pills are red... and take them all expecting to wake up in a pod....
(*note* I do NOT reccomend doing that)
hmmmmm
that's all I have for now
-When you feel the only way to please your girlfriend is to give her a piece of chocolate cake and say " I wrote it, I mean I made it myself."
-Have a massive party and tell everyone they are only allowed to wear fish netting clothes.
-Start believing that Keanu Reeves could kick Roy Jones Jr's ass in real life.
-Tell your girlfriend its ok to kiss other girls as long as its a sample
-Finally, you begin standing in elevators wearing glasses with your hands grabbing the opposite forearm while shaking your head at other people trying to get in the same elevator
You know you watch too much Matrix when:
1) Your response to stupidity is grabbing your cellular and growling “Operator, get me an exit.”
2) You actually did check to see the prices for real Matrix sunglasses.
3) You have taken or consider taking up kung-fu, and ask your sifu when you get to run on walls.
4) You wouldn’t mind the Matrix being for “real”.
5) You always pick out the red candy in a bag – ever hopeful.
6) You watched “Fellowship of the Ring” and thought “What the…? Agent Elrond!”
7) You know – and use – quotes from the Matrix.
8) You can say “MISter Anderson” like Smith.
9) You have considered getting a gaming console to play Enter the Matrix (if you didn’t already have one), and
10) You’re reading this 😉