You know you watch too much Matrix when...

also im doing romeo and juliet in english 😠 !!!
im always daydreaming in english and i keep writing neo and trinity 😄

oh, Burly, thats hilarious...i keep wanting to put "omega" rather than "trinity"...cause she's got the pic of Trin...

oh, and you know you watch too much Matrix when...WHAT?! TOO MUCH MATRIX?!?! THERE IS NO SUCH THING...GO WATCH IT AGAIN...ok...everyone on your floor in the dorm comes to you with their Matrix-related questions...

wow. this thread just like totally told me my life story. maybe i do watch too much Matrix

Nah!

you know u watch the matrix too much when:

you can convince pplz that ur theory is correct through lines and photographic evidence that u get from screenshots

you know what chapter/min/sec sum;thing happens in one of the movies

you converted ur friends into matrix bunnies

u watch the matrix on the computer w/headphones like neo searches for morpheus

u had a pair of kik ass sunglasses that made u feel like neo, but hten they got lost n u wonder if they ever existed at all.

you figured out how to jump off the wall into that kick w/the reverse leg.

u can think of all these things

u can listen to the music part of the soundtrack for reloaded and know what part of the movie it is.

u've tried to find a revolutions screener

u r counting the days until revolutions (14!!!)

u listen to trance music to get into the "real world"

u've taken red pills jus for the hell of it

u've used a quote from the matrix in a school essay

u have all 7 matrix/matrix related dvd's

u saw reloaded alone,at least one time by urself so u could "concentrate"

u cant talk to ur family/friends about the matrix cuz they dont understand anything about mwam or the like, an wont listen an think ur crazy...

um...huh...no....its not me i swear....

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if u use ur free period in HS to post on this forum

the first time i saw reloaded i couldnt really understand what archie was saying and i was concentrating on how his beard was kinda off centre

lol, ok well that works
i saw it so i could figure out wut he was sayin. u have no idea how annoying a mother who's never seen the matrix once thr can be
"what's goin on?"
"whos that white guy?"
"is neo alive or dead??"

u've seen the matrix too much if:
u saw reloaded the day it came out, the day after, the day after that, an 7 other tiems

Originally posted by realworlddreams
u watch the matrix on the computer w/headphones like neo searches for morpheus

u have the screensaver go through a scanning sequence/ wake up sequence with ur cell # and ur name

you learn french to translate the merov in case the script got it wrong

too fast i cant listen that quickly in french, but my sis can n she sed its got jus about every curse (my fr teach verifys) n then he tells persephone to swim in shi%

😂

i'd like to know exactly what he ses, ITS NOT IN THE ENGLISH OR FRENCH SUBTITLES!!!!

u know u watch too mach matrix when ur Korri

thank u that is all

when you go to ikea and theres a chair that looks like the architects and you spend more than an hour turning round and saying his lines (including the parody)

Originally posted by Korri
u know u watch too mach matrix when ur Korri

thank u that is all

that is all !!

You know that you watch too much matrix when you start saying "Misttteeerrrrrrrr" before all of your best friend's surnames

when u start re-writing the matrix reloaded script to anti-spoiler scripts.....

Originally posted by realworlddreams
u have the screensaver go through a scanning sequence/ wake up sequence with ur cell # and ur name

I HAVE THAT. 😮