You know you watch too much Matrix when...

yes i think so 😊

Originally posted by burlyman
it rained today and the street was all wet.. you can guess what i did ..i had to 🙂

You know you..... (what's the name of this thread?) _ oh yeah; watch the matrix too much when........
You come into forums as a newb and think you know more than anyone else; post something that's been posted a million times b4.

Order the Gospel reloaded and the "matrix and Philosophy" books and get angry because you realize they watched the matrix too much and wrote those damn books!

Actually considered ordering the official neo glasses from blinde design.

U start getting turned on when you see Neo and Trinity having sex with bottlecaps all over their bodies!

davetheonemende> hehe...I did number three but never got the glasses because of $$ problems

i m free

Osiris>huh?? oh... I take that as one of the answers for the topic, right?

when you go on ebay to bid on the samsung matrix phone that barely has any useful features.

go to spawn.com and try to acquire the entire collection of matrix action figures.

start conversations with complete strangers and look at them as if they are retards for thinking it's just an action movie.

another DAVE

you hear someone who has just seen the movie for the first time complaining cause it sucked worse than anything they've ever seen and you wanna ask them if they understood it...

u guys, i went into debenhams (dept store) the other day and they had a cut out of neo morph and trin, under it written
'reloaded before the revolution'
and 'buy it on dvd or vhs' <--(i think)
and hes gunna let me have it in 2 weeks 💃

great, burly!!! awesome...i wish i still worked at Target, i would have them faster than you can say "i am the architect"

😄 😄

here's some more...

you know you are obsessed with the matrix when...

-whenever you are in a boring class or a meeting you start scribbling matrix code on paper or napkins.

-you dont go anywhere without wearing your $250 neo or trinity sunglasses

-everytime you see a black cat you say deja ju even if there was only one

-when having trouble to fall asleep at night you contemplate, what if the matrix is real...

-everytime someone asks you for a spoon you reply, "there is no spoon"

-you dress up as one of the matrix characters for halloween, even if you are to old to go trick or treating...

-you search the grocery every week for tasty wheat.

-you touch your mirror everyday, just in case.

-when kids come to your door for candy on halloween you hold a blue m&m in one hand and a red m&m in the other and give them the pill speech..

-you've named your pets neo, trinity, morpheous....

-you've legally changed your name to neo, trinity, morpheous...

-when you constantly open and close the door to your house expecting the location to change.

1) who doesn't?
2) not enough green backs to buy them
3) more than just black cats, my friend
4) of course
5) all the time
6) no
7) is there REALLY tastee wheat?
8) no
9) how about if you put the pill speech in your English project?
10) no pets
11) NEO?! as a NAME?! (no)
12) how about you put your key in your door, expecting the door to dissolve in brilliant white light?

haha...reading these, I figured I am not an "obssessed matrix fan". But I always say the "there is no spoon" part whenever someone asks me to get the spoon cause I'm too lazy sometimes 😂

I think I'd agree with all that guy said...

My Name Is NEO!!!

jj of course... 😛

im going on a trip to canada (i snowboard) going for about a week to snowboard up there but im going for college fest.. so its gonna be a lot of snowbaording and a lot of partying for a week with a shit load of college kids only 🙂!!! .. now ur saying wtf... i know im obsessed with matrix cause i dont even care that much!! im like ehh i cant be that excited for anything but revolutions right now.. this trip and the new season of 24 are both just like eh for a few more days

hey your a snowboarder?? Cool!! I go snowboarding too, but only in January, in Nevada. Very beginner...my gawd dang instructor kept teaching me the same lesson over and over and just went on the ski lift and snowboarded down the halfway of the hill. It was frekin fun but fell hecka. Wait, the topic is...Matrix, okay. Forumcrew, you so dedicated to Matrix 😄

yea im on the east coast, so generally i get to snowboard december until like end of march 🙂 this season will be like my... 6th or 7th year doin it I love it so much.. you have your own board or anything? After a basic beginner lesson the lessons arnt very good (ive taught a lot of people) its all about just going and practicing.. a lot of it is different per person you just gotta get comfortable with what your doing then you can start doing the cool shit like me 🙂 what kind of board do you have?

but um yea i watch too much matrix because um i have a folder with 81 files on mainly revolutions related stuff on my computer.. hehe had to have the topic in here somewhere still

You know you've watched too much Matrix when you start using silk as toilet paper.