You know you watch too much Matrix when...

Started by mailedbypostman23 pages

KMC TO YOU. And yes it is normal.

KMC, thought it was KFC... well

Close enough. *order's chicken wings*

a bucket full hot wings for me

mmmm.......

Opps, I used Killer Movie Forum ab., not Killer Movie Community. Big differnce. At least I'm not alone and there are people who drive their families crazy by being on here so often.

i dont talk to my family anymore...

n you know you watch too much matrix when you skip school to watch it.

U know watch to much Matrix... when every time U hear a gunshot, U strain your ears to hear the tinkle of bullet shells hitting the ground.

But it happens!

You know when your drive a train into a random fight on the traintracks at the subway .

You watch to mucho the matrix when all you're office powerpoint's presentations are theme of the movie with the letters comming down and everything all the time for any class... and the fact that you where sunglasses no matter is dark at nigth, and the sun have hours of being away... 🪩

THIS HAPPENED TO ME... LOL...

You know you watch too much Matrix (and like Hugo Weaving too much) when you look at a window in the daytime, and the shadow from a tree looks like Agent Smith with his glasses on!!

When you're in biology class and the VCR goes wacko in the middle of a video and you say "Oh no! The machines are rebelling! It's the beginning of the Matrix!" 😄

yeah...that happened today in bio...heehee...

when you drive a helicopter into a building and try to save your friend from the explosion,but your friend is too heavy and you both fall 40 stories to the ground.

... you watch LotR and and say"You rock Smith" after all of Eldron's lines

u know u watch too much matrix when u wear sunglasses in the night nd constantly repeat the mantra "there is no lamp-post(spoon)" when u dash it.........lol

*you always think that when you unlock your door, a whole line of doors appear in a white backdrop.
*you recieve a stiff neck from trying to "bend the spoon"

U know u watch to much Matrix when..... every time U have a stomach ache U run to the doctor saying the agents have U bugged.

TM> HAHAHA...😆