You know you watch too much Matrix when...

The scary thing, I just got abible yesterday (Confirmation gift) and I looked through it and found some connections to the Matrix. This maybe the only way I'll read the bible. If it wasn;t for the Matrix, I would of burned it by now.

yeah, i know.... it happens

but the bible isn't the only book matrix related... (is strange saying matrix related, when the matrix is actually the one bible related 🙄 )

Originally posted by sith_darth_jay
i don't know if this one was used before, but....

you know... when you drive yourself crazy trying to look for a biblical or philosophical meaning for every frame of the movie, instead of enjoying it.

....when you go around shooting ppl, or resurrecting after something unavoidable happens (the shootout thread) thinking that you are neo, or you are inside the matrix

i guess i do both too, so, It's ok 😄

you know you watch too much matrix, when you run at somebody in the rain in slow motion.

you know you watch too much matrix when you call your lawyer "agent smith" i did that once, he made me mad and i said it behind his back secretly making kung foo movements, shame on me.

you know you watch too much matrix when you
-feel the desire to "wake up" everyday
-try to fight w/your friends so you can "truly know" them
-try to run on walls and kick things
-try to jump and land upside down on the ceiling
-slide over the turning things at subway stations all cool-like
-carry a ridiculous amount of semi and fully automatic guns through metal detectors
-carry a ridiculous amount of semi and fully automatic guns in a night club
-pretty much carry a ridiculous amount of semi and fully automatic guns anywhere
-stare at a blank computer screen for hours trying to see the words "wake up..."
-post on this forum...j/k, lol

😆 good ones!

try to copy yourself on your teachers
try to move the remote with your mind
eat lots of cookies
try to use a pole as weapon
use sunglasses when it's raining

-When its raining you go out in only a leather trenchcoat and glasses.
You wear glasses everywhere.
-You have every variation of sunglasses including agent smith's,which you wear if you feel an insatiable urge to take over the matrix and stuff.
-You have every variation of the matrix character's clothes and wear them according to your mood.
-You listen to music on your computer, and fall asleep,hoping to wake up to the words "wake up."
-You buy a whole house full of white rabbits and keep tracking devices on all of them.

You know you watch too much matrix when you start calling the operator and asking for building schematics/exits/instructions for flying helicopters, etc. 😄

you know you watch too much matrix when you are convinced the watchowski brothers know how to get out...

you know you watch to much matrix if you live alone, and night after night you sit at your computer searching for a clue...

you know you watch too much matrix if you slam ur door repeatedly, looking for the slightest ripple...

i think thats enough for now
🙄 😛 😆

too funny!

Originally posted by micah
you know you watch too much matrix when you are convinced the watchowski brothers know how to get out...

you know you watch to much matrix if you live alone, and night after night you sit at your computer searching for a clue...

you know you watch too much matrix if you slam ur door repeatedly, looking for the slightest ripple...

i think thats enough for now
🙄 😛 😆

Have you been watching me? WHERE'S THE CAMERA??? 😕

😆

I really did that once, slamming the door...
My parents got kinda mad! 😛

you know when you had to much when u start to sticl fight and and amlost break your friends leg

Originally posted by The Omega
6) You watched “Fellowship of the Ring” and thought “What the…? Agent Elrond!”

😱 YES! LMAO! 😆
I though that was cool, because I read this after I made my signature picture! 😄

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How do you know if you watch too much Matrix. By posting on this forum, my family thinks I'm crazy. Should I be worried, or is this normal KMF behavior?