You know you watch too much Matrix when...

lol

Clearly you watch too much matrix when you see a man in a tux walking down the street, go up to him and sock him saying: "Eh, you're not so tough now are you Agent Smith!"

ooops, did that.

When you manage to bring up the Matrix in a paper about Dracula.

...yep, I did that too last week...😄

how can you that?

Well, we were supposed to write a paper comparing the book Dracula to various movie versions of it, one of which was the one where Keanu Reeves played the main character, Harker. So I said how I couldn't take that movie seriously because I'm a big fan of the Matrix and I kept thinking things like "Neo's getting attacked by a vampire!" and stuff like that 😄

Bram Stoker's was on a while ago... seeing it again after watching Reloaded... wow, so many similarities (however small) to pick up on... 😛

When someone get's mad and starts bending a spoon and your respond"Do not try to bend the spoon.That's impossible."and you calm him down by saying this.

You know you watch too much Matrix when you try to reinact the entire Superbrawl in the shower and end up punching yourself in the face and bruising your entire back from falling...
...then finishing up the scene because "it's your destiny" 😮

Wow! 😱 I do that too!

lol, maybe i dont watch enough matrix, but then again, i do live by the words "there is no spoon" so...

i use forks.

Originally posted by AliasNeo15
You know u watch to much Matrix...

when everytime u watch SportCenter, all the announcers are Agents.

LOL! I can see that actually happening, not just with SportCenter, but with the local newscasters!

You know you watch too much Matrix when you go outside to shovel snow, see your main street empty, and run in slow-motion as either Neo or Agent Smith, and as you're running, try to make the exact same splashes their feet did in the movie...
.... then almost get RUN OVER BY A F*CKING SNOWPLOW!!!
Yes, ladies and gents, THIS HAPPENED TO ME. I'm either a) a bit obessed, b) psychotic, or c) just ME

I like to vote on 3)Just Me.

And you know when you Start seeing Rebeling machines everywhere.
*Glances at printer* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE HALLUCINATIONS ARE BACK:

Much like my submission about the shadow on the window on a shady day, you know you watch too much Matrix, (and, again, like Hugo Weaving so much) that you see Agent Smith standing, gun pointed, in a reflection of your car's headlights against the trailer of a Semi!!

You know when you...
-You can't sleep.
-you live alone
-You search the net for a man named morpheus.
-You tatoo white rabbits on all your friends and constantly follow them around.

U know au watch to much Matrix when: while your waiting on your spare key to be made U whisper to the man behind the counter " Are U the Key Maker? come on dude, U can tell me, it's just between us."

You know you've watched . . .. . . ... ................. .. . when you keep accidentally calling your girlfriend Trinity.

You noe u watch 2 much matrix when u've tried to dodge sumthing sumones thrown at u at skool or at work but still look good.