Fortunately/Unfortunately

Fortunatly the green Gummi Bear teams up with a Green Skittle and starts a new boy band.

unfortunately a little kid eats them

fortunately the kid craps them back out

unfortunately instead of them being green...they're now brown

unfortunately there's a big drought so they can't get a shower

fortunately no one cared

un4tonatly I cared and I washed all the poo off of them and they are back on stage again!

fortunately the album goes platinum

Unfortunatly no one owns a record player that can play platinum records.

😂

fortunately, your long lost twin brother has just arrived on the scene with the first EVER platinum record player

Unfortunatley a meteor from the lost galaxy of Gloogmatta lands on the only prototype plantinum record player and smashes it into tiny slivers of metal and plastic that stick into your long lost brother's hand.

fortunately at first you thought there was just one platinum record player in the world but you find out there is one on the peak of Mt. Everest so you decide to climb the mountian.

unfortunately halfway up you realise you forgot your oxygen because the air is starting to get thin.......

fortunately someone fell down a big crevice and dropped their oxygen and you pick it up and climb on

unfortunatelt the persons whos oxygen you have taken is found dead by the police, so now you not only have to climb up mt everest, retrieve the record player, then make ur way down without dying, you now have to avoid the boys in blue

Fortanately I have no idea what is going on in here ❌

Wait that should have been unfortunately.............

unfortunately you need to read all 17 pages of posts to catch up😄

fortunately she is a fast reader

unfortunately, KMC has garbled the pages, so the order is all mixed up!

(that actually does happen on some of the older threads!)